The seemingly innocent phrase "I cancelled my Netflix. Can I have your password?" has transformed into a sinister harbinger of chaos and violence nationwide. The once-innocent request has now become…
Eccentric billionaire Elon Musk has announced his intention to hoard all of the cheese found on the moon for his own personal use. The audacious plan, dubbed "Operation Lunar Gruyère",…
The beloved and once-revered Beatles are now being exposed as vile manipulators who preyed on mentally unwell fans to achieve fame and fortune. This astonishing revelation is being brought to…
Well, this was unexpected. Australia's beloved up-and-coming rapper, The Kid LAROI, has taken a dark turn and is now known for his unabashed disdain for his fans. According to anonymous…
In what will go down in the annals of party disasters, Fred Again has been unofficially crowned the maestro of musical mishaps, turning a birthday celebration into an event that…
Dublin, Ireland - The Notorious Conor McGregor has been defeated once again. This time, not by any of his formidable opponents in the cage, but by a simple jar of…
Renowned musician Fred Durst has found himself in an unexpected predicament. After three weeks of crashing on a stranger's couch, many are left wondering if this is the future of…
Pete Doherty, infamous for his long-term and public struggles with heroin addiction, continues to outlive those around him. His continued existence, while others far healthier succumb to misfortune, has ignited…
Aqua, the beloved '90s sensation, is facing a catastrophic disaster in their highly anticipated Australian tour. As fans eagerly awaited the return of the band that brought us "Barbie Girl"…
The Supreme Court of the United States, in a unanimous decision, has ruled that the former President, Donald Trump, is in fact a genius. The decision, handed down in a…
