Business
Slim Jim says Endangered Reserve gives Americans the kind of scarcity they can taste, while PETA and several laws appear to disagree.
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Music
NEW YORK CITY – After months of speculation fueled by cryptic social media activity and several sightings of…
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Life & Style
The podcaster says the tiny scalp uprising proves that men can achieve anything with discipline, supplements, and refusing…
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LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian’s latest professional reinvention ended this week in the only place that still believes…
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Music
Metal meltdowns, album-review sermons, and music industry nonsense from the deep end.
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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
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Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak
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Entertainment
Celebrity behavior, streaming chaos, and pop culture treated like a public safety incident.
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Ye Loses Landmark Court Case Against Wet Wipes After Judge Rules They Were “Simply Moist”
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Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’
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Life & Style
Wellness, food, relationships, and everyday nonsense with the confidence of a bad advice column.
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Grandma Is Doing Keto, Which Means No More Biscuits
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Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters
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Politics
Campaign panic, leader worship, and policy absurdity with the volume turned up.
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Canberra Urges Australians To Prioritize Downhill Trips As Fuel Crisis Drags On
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Are You Tired of Winning Yet? Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Crowns Him King of the Economic Clown Show
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Science & Technology
Tech hype, science panic, and innovation headlines pushed one bad idea further.
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Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums
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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Populate Mars, Says “It’s Time to Get Biblically Fruitful”
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Opinion
Bad takes made worse on purpose, then given the solemn treatment they absolutely do not deserve.
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WHY IRAN DESERVES THE BOMB
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Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail