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Disney Raises Ticket Prices But Includes One Memory That Belongs To Someone Richer
The premium memory will be assigned at random and may involve a stroller, a churro, or a father who did not check his bank app.
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Gaming DraftKings Lets Users Bet On Whether They’ll Ever Financially Recover
The new market allows users to parlay a Thursday night spread with the remaining shape of their life.
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Business Heartwarming: Amazon Driver Waited Until Funeral Guests Left Before Asking For A Five-Star Rating
The driver stood respectfully near the folding chairs until the last aunt had placed her casserole dish in…
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Politics NRA Launches Mindfulness App To Help Members Notice Target Is Just Mailbox
The guided breathing program encourages users to pause before escalating with a recycling bin.
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Facebook Marketplace Seller Asks If You Can Pick Up Couch Before Her Marriage Falls Apart
The listing says the couch is smoke-free, pet-free, and maritally load-bearing.
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Business
Chick-fil-A Won’t Pray With You Unless You Order Combo
The company says prayer support remains available for guests who commit to fries and a medium drink.
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Business
LinkedIn Influencer Announces Layoff Has Made Him Available For Sponsored Grief
The creator says his professional loss has opened an exciting new partnership lane for SaaS brands.
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Science & Technology
Hospital Billing Department Offers 12-Month Payment Plan For The Fear It Caused
Patients can now spread the cost of opening the envelope across one manageable year of dread.
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Culture
Bumble Adds Filter For Men Who Call Therapy Gay But Keep Bringing Up Dad
The app says the setting helps users identify men who reject healing while narrating their childhood over appetizers.
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Culture
Local Church Adds Tip Screen Before Communion
Parishioners can now select 18, 22, or 25 percent gratitude before receiving the sacrament.
