Papa Johns Facing Investor Revolt After New Pizza For People Who Still Clap When Planes Land Campaign Tanks

Metal meltdowns, album-review sermons, and music industry nonsense from the deep end.

1. Sick Little Fuck: Pusha T Was Apparently Ready For The Diddy Do It Tour Before Someone Read The Island Name Out Loud
2. Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak

Celebrity behavior, streaming chaos, and pop culture treated like a public safety incident.

1. Lucasfilm Casts Lena Dunham As Princess Leia In New Rey-Led Star Wars Film
2. Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’

Wellness, food, relationships, and everyday nonsense with the confidence of a bad advice column.

1. North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand
2. Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters

Tech hype, science panic, and innovation headlines pushed one bad idea further.

1. Elon Musk Furious After Losing Chess Match To OpenAI Chatbot That Kept Asking ‘Are You Sure?’
2. Elon Musk Announces Plan to Populate Mars, Says “It’s Time to Get Biblically Fruitful”

Campaign panic, leader worship, and policy absurdity with the volume turned up.

1. North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand
2. Are You Tired of Winning Yet? Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Crowns Him King of the Economic Clown Show

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1. North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand