Margot Robbie Has Been Lying About Her Birthplace This Entire Time

Metal meltdowns, album-review sermons, and music industry nonsense from the deep end.

1. Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums
2. Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak

Celebrity behavior, streaming chaos, and pop culture treated like a public safety incident.

1. Eric Andre Finally Goes Too Far, Forces Entire Farmers Market To Participate In Fake Courtroom Sentencing
2. Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’

Wellness, food, relationships, and everyday nonsense with the confidence of a bad advice column.

1. Americans Relieved To Learn Hantavirus Requires More Effort Than COVID
2. Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters

Campaign panic, leader worship, and policy absurdity with the volume turned up.

1. Canberra Urges Australians To Prioritize Downhill Trips As Fuel Crisis Drags On
2. Are You Tired of Winning Yet? Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Crowns Him King of the Economic Clown Show

Tech hype, science panic, and innovation headlines pushed one bad idea further.

1. Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums
2. Elon Musk Announces Plan to Populate Mars, Says “It’s Time to Get Biblically Fruitful”

Bad takes made worse on purpose, then given the solemn treatment they absolutely do not deserve.

1. We Stopped Letting Kids Play Violent Video Games And Now None Of Them Can Change A Tire Under Gunfire
2. Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail