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Taylor Swift Is Re-Recording Her Dentist’s Hold Music
The new version restores the original longing of being fourth in the queue.
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Opinion I Believe In Free Speech, So I Need To Finish Talking
Other people are welcome to speak once I've addressed the things I imagine they might say.
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Business Tough Economy: Starbucks Starts Offering Handjobs
The coffee chain is expanding its menu for customers who have realized they own a kettle.
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Gaming GTA 6 Is Coming, And Wives Are Being Urged To Say Goodbye Now
Your husband says he'll only play for an hour. It would help to establish which one.
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An important date for couples, provided you check which group chat you're sending the reminder to.
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Politics
Senate Opens Hearing To Determine Whether Hearing Has Begun
Members agree the opening remarks were promising, but several want to hear from the bell before committing.
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Science & Technology
Apple’s Thinnest Laptop Requires Someone Else To Hold It
The new machine weighs almost nothing, provided an employee remains behind it for the duration of ownership.
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Business
Canva Adds Chocolate Fountain For Staff Who Still Have Jobs
After the restructuring, the remaining team can come together around a warm, continuously circulating source of reassurance.
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Business
Vibecoder Breaks Production. Company Defends Firing 5,000 People.
The company says a website that no longer works is an early glimpse of what a smaller team can achieve.
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Science & Technology
Microsoft Emails The Fix To An Outlook Account Nobody Can Open
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