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From the archive
Older Entertainment stories worth resurfacing
- Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’
- Did Olive Garden Have Gene Hackman Killed Over Secret Recipes?
- We Asked 6 Celebrities What They Think About OpenAI’s New GPT-4.5:
- Tom Hanks Caught Pawning Oscars
- Alec Baldwin Spotted Practicing “Surprised Face” After Epstein Files Revelation
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Entertainment
BREAKING NEWS: John Travolta Opens Fire Inside Regional Pharmacy
John Travolta allegedly takes CVS coupon policy into his own hands with a modified T-shirt cannon and a 2009 rewards coupon.
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Entertainment
Calling All Grey’s Anatomy Fans: Meredith Grey Is Entering Her Most Hands-On Season Yet
The upcoming season will reportedly push Meredith into a grief-fueled medical breakthrough that has the hospital ethics board meeting in the elevator to save…
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Entertainment
Lucasfilm Casts Lena Dunham As Princess Leia In New Rey-Led Star Wars Film
Lucasfilm has cast Lena Dunham as Princess Leia in an upcoming Rey-led Star Wars film that places Leia's legacy directly under Rey Skywalker's story.
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Entertainment
Evidence Locker: LeBron James Thought Space Jam Was A Documentary And Wanted The Rogue AI Taken Into Custody
Crew members say the NBA star treated every green-screen marker like testimony, every cartoon stand-in like a witness, and the villainous algorithm like an…
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Entertainment
Damage Control: Keanu Reeves Clarifies His New Gum Is Pronounced Come Gum Despite Literally Everyone Calling It Cum Gum
The actor says the charity gum is about togetherness, fresh breath, and not whatever the internet immediately decided it was about.
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Entertainment
Still Here: David Hasselhoff Announced His Comeback To A Room That Was Not Aware He Had Left
The Hoff promised a triumphant return, forcing several entertainment reporters to determine whether he had technically been absent or simply ambient for decades.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Celebrity Worth $180 Million Sticks It To The Man By Condemning The Bad Thing
A beloved millionaire has finally challenged power by announcing that the bad thing everyone already hated is, in fact, bad.
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Music
Sick Little Fuck: Pusha T Was Apparently Ready For The Diddy Do It Tour Before Someone Read The Island Name Out Loud
A cursed tour-poster mockup reportedly placed Pusha T, Diddy, Jay-Z, French Montana, and Rick Ross on one private island bill no publicist could survive.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Laura Clery’s Refrigerator Has Become The First Household Appliance To Understand The Content Economy
Laura Clery's refrigerator has reportedly discovered that nearly killing its owner is an extremely efficient way to enter the creator economy.
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Music
Parkway Drive Members Stunned To Learn Man Everyone Called Chode Was Giving Off Chode Vibes The Whole Time
Fans revisiting old Parkway Drive footage are asking how everyone missed the warning sign of a man known exclusively as Chode.
