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From the archive
Older Entertainment stories worth resurfacing
- Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’
- Did Olive Garden Have Gene Hackman Killed Over Secret Recipes?
- We Asked 6 Celebrities What They Think About OpenAI’s New GPT-4.5:
- Tom Hanks Caught Pawning Oscars
- Alec Baldwin Spotted Practicing “Surprised Face” After Epstein Files Revelation
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Entertainment
Disney Raises Ticket Prices But Includes One Memory That Belongs To Someone Richer
The premium memory will be assigned at random and may involve a stroller, a churro, or a father who did not check his bank…
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Entertainment
Convenient: Streaming Service Launches Tier Where Shows Remember You Are Busy And Watch Themselves
Executives said the new plan respects modern viewers by converting prestige drama into a notification that says "you got the idea."
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Viewer Advisory: Netflix Asks If You Are Sad Enough Before Starting Another Dead-Woman Documentary
The streamer said the prompt helps viewers distinguish genuine interest from the dead-eyed need to make laundry feel dangerous.
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Convenience Fee: Ticketmaster Adds $18 Charge For The Moment You Realize You Are Being Fucked
Executives said the new fee captures an important part of the live-event journey, namely the exact second hope leaves the body.
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Synergy: Warner Bros Discovery Deal Will Finally Let CNN Report From Inside HBO Bathroom
Executives said the combined company will create prestige journalism where every breaking update carries the emotional humidity of a resort murder.
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Entertainment
Show Your Work: Jamie Ding Calculates ICE Crackdown Has Put America In A Runaway Game Against Basic Decency
After his 31-game Jeopardy streak ended, Jamie Ding released a mathematical proof showing ICE has put America in a runaway game against basic decency.
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Beyonce Quietly Becomes Regional Weather System During Cowboy Carter Tour Stop
A Cowboy Carter tour stop grows beyond concert status and becomes a temporary self-sustaining civilization event.
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30 Years Later, Experts Confirm Every Episode Of Seinfeld Was About Four Psychopaths Slowly Destroying Manhattan
Streaming-era viewers have concluded Seinfeld was less a show about nothing than four adults committing civic sabotage.
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Entertainment
BREAKING NEWS: John Travolta Opens Fire Inside Regional Pharmacy
John Travolta allegedly takes CVS coupon policy into his own hands with a modified T-shirt cannon and a 2009 rewards coupon.
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Entertainment
Calling All Grey’s Anatomy Fans: Meredith Grey Is Entering Her Most Hands-On Season Yet
The upcoming season will reportedly push Meredith into a grief-fueled medical breakthrough that has the hospital ethics board meeting in the elevator to save…
