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Category: Politics
From the archive
Older Politics stories worth resurfacing
- Are You Tired of Winning Yet? Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Crowns Him King of the Economic Clown Show
- We Interviewed JD Vance, and It Got Weirdly Threatening
- Supreme Court Affirms Donald Trump’s Superior Intellect in 9-0 Decision
- Donald Trump Promises Gourmet Meals and Daily Yoga at New Trump Jail: Is This the Prison of the Future?
- Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station
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Politics
NRA Launches Mindfulness App To Help Members Notice Target Is Just Mailbox
The guided breathing program encourages users to pause before escalating with a recycling bin.
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Politics
Service Dress: Space Force Unveils Uniform That Makes Personnel Easier To Bully At Airports
Officials said the new look projects orbital professionalism, branch identity, and a strong possibility of being asked if the wearer works at a vape…
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Politics
G7 Leaders Ask Strait Of Hormuz If It Can Be More Of A Lazy River Until Oil Prices Calm Down
Diplomats say the waterway could do everyone a solid by floating tankers gently past the part where history gets expensive.
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Politics
Public-Private Partnership: Fox News Immigration Segment Sponsored By Ankle Monitor Company
The network said viewers deserve border coverage with clear villains, strong graphics, and a consumer product that knows where your uncle is.
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Politics
Thank You For Your Service Fee: Pentagon Contractor Adds Tip Screen Before Drone Strike
The contractor said the prompt gives taxpayers a chance to support the hardworking team making war feel like a checkout kiosk.
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Politics
Election Integrity: Voting Machine Thanks You For Your Donation Before Counting Ballot
Officials said the new civic interface does not influence votes, though it does briefly ask whether democracy has earned 18%.
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Politics
Healing The Brand: Starbucks Says Union Stores Will Get Bathroom Key Once Corporate Finishes Processing
The company said it supports access, dignity, and all other values that can be discussed after management finishes feeling attacked.
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Life & Style
Public Health: RFK Jr. Replaces Vaccine Schedule With Whatever Your Aunt Texted The Group Chat
Officials said the update restores trust by letting public health guidance arrive with twelve question marks and a sunflower emoji.
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Politics
White House Says UFC Event Will Let Donors Watch Cabinet Secretaries Pretend They Could Take Each Other
Officials say the event will showcase strength, pageantry, and the exact point where donor entertainment becomes government.
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Science & Technology
National Security: Trump Says Anthropic Can Restore Mythos And Fable If The Next Model Is Named After Him And Compliments Him First
The White House said access could return once Anthropic proves its next model understands respect, licensing, and the phrase "Sir, you were right again."
