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Category: Politics
From the archive
Older Politics stories worth resurfacing
- Are You Tired of Winning Yet? Trump’s Tariff Tantrum Crowns Him King of the Economic Clown Show
- We Interviewed JD Vance, and It Got Weirdly Threatening
- Supreme Court Affirms Donald Trump’s Superior Intellect in 9-0 Decision
- Donald Trump Promises Gourmet Meals and Daily Yoga at New Trump Jail: Is This the Prison of the Future?
- Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station
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Politics
RFK Jr. Says Mosquitoes Deserve To Do Their Own Research Before Being Sprayed
Public health officials say the mosquito research period may overlap badly with the part where mosquitoes bite people.
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Politics
Cooling Center Adds VIP Room For Residents Who Want To Pretend Rich People Are Also Hot
The premium chair offers a small fan, a paper cup of water, and the illusion that heat respects income.
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Politics
Supreme Court Rules Teen Vape Pen Protected By Founders’ Original Intent To Look Sick Behind A Barn
The majority found that the right to exhale mango fog while lying to adults is deeply rooted in the nation's history.
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Life & Style
Public Health: Federal Officials Replace Food Pyramid With Picture Of Man Doubting Seed Oils
Nutrition experts said Americans need clearer guidance, such as a silhouette making one suspicious face at a bottle.
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Politics
Grassroots: One Nation Fundraiser Raises Enough To Buy Australia One More Uncle With A Ring Light
Party officials said the donor surge proves Australians want change, billboards, and a man named Daryl filming in portrait mode beside a ute.
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Politics
IRS Adds Checkbox For Taxpayers Who Know They’re Being Weird About Venmo
The agency says the checkbox will save time for people whose payment notes tell a different story.
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Politics
NRA Launches Mindfulness App To Help Members Notice Target Is Just Mailbox
The guided breathing program encourages users to pause before escalating with a recycling bin.
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Politics
Service Dress: Space Force Unveils Uniform That Makes Personnel Easier To Bully At Airports
Officials said the new look projects orbital professionalism, branch identity, and a strong possibility of being asked if the wearer works at a vape…
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Politics
G7 Leaders Ask Strait Of Hormuz If It Can Be More Of A Lazy River Until Oil Prices Calm Down
Diplomats say the waterway could do everyone a solid by floating tankers gently past the part where history gets expensive.
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Politics
Public-Private Partnership: Fox News Immigration Segment Sponsored By Ankle Monitor Company
The network said viewers deserve border coverage with clear villains, strong graphics, and a consumer product that knows where your uncle is.
