Category
Category: Music
From the archive
Older Music stories worth resurfacing
- Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak
- Stevie Wonder Exposed: Blind Icon Caught Rollerskating in Shocking Cover-Up
- Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving
- Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed
- Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
-
Music
Sickening: Oli Sykes Rewarded Bring Me The Horizon’s Most Loyal Front-Row Fans By Urinating Directly Onto Them
Bring Me The Horizon fans at the barricade got a little more intimacy than the VIP package promised.
-
Music
Fear Factory Guitarist Dino Cazares Now Refers To Australia As “The Big Outback Zoo” After Developing Concerning Attachment To Kangaroos
Fear Factory guitarist Dino Cazares prepares for Australia by entering a full marsupial spiral involving kangaroos, Tim Tams, and drop-G Outback theory.
-
Music
Review: Periphery’s ‘A Pale White Dot’ Sounds Like A Gaming PC Trying To Win Custody
Periphery's new album is huge, immaculate, and emotionally structured like a custody hearing conducted inside a $14,000 gaming PC.
-
Music
SELENA GOMEZ MUSIC THEFT SUSPECT WALKS FREE
LOS ANGELES – A 31-year-old man accused of stealing and leaking unreleased music from Selena Gomez pleaded guilty Tuesday before being immediately released by…
-
Music
Talking Heads Announce First New Album In Decades
NEW YORK CITY – After months of speculation fueled by cryptic social media activity and several sightings of Talking Heads members entering the same…
-
Music
Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately
After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.
-
Music
Rick Rubin Finally Gets Caught Out
LOS ANGELES – Music producer Rick Rubin is facing mounting scrutiny this week after a three-month industry investigation concluded that he may not have…
-
Music
Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.
-
Music
Sam Altman Featured On Drake’s Upcoming Album ICEMAN
TORONTO – Drake confirmed Tuesday that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman will appear on three tracks from his upcoming album ICEMAN, marking what industry executives…
-
Music
Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums
The FM9 successor reportedly keeps the sacred nine-switch footprint, adds the touchscreen everyone pretends not to want, and sells the expression pedal separately because…
