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Category: Music
From the archive
Older Music stories worth resurfacing
- Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak
- Stevie Wonder Exposed: Blind Icon Caught Rollerskating in Shocking Cover-Up
- Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving
- Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed
- Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
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Scandal: Vessel From Sleep Token Accused Of Being A Normal Guy Who Found Out Horny Church Music Sells
Fans are demanding answers after a new dossier alleged that the masked frontman may be less of a prophet for an ancient sleep god…
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Bad News: Post Malone Found More Vacant Space On His Face
LOS ANGELES—Sources close to Post Malone confirmed the nation’s most approachable tattooed millionaire has discovered an unclaimed patch of skin on his face, triggering…
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Jelly Roll Announces Little Ass Shed Tour Will Be Followed By Medium Ass Gazebo Tour
NASHVILLE—Country-rap hug machine Jelly Roll has confirmed that his wildly intimate Little Ass Shed Tour will be followed by an even bolder run of…
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Lorde Releases Her Most Honest Work Yet: An Entire Album Thanking Harvey Weinstein For Believing In Her
Lorde's latest act of honesty turns one Golden Globes afterparty conversation into a catastrophically sincere tribute album.
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Robbie Williams Begs Public To Stop Confusing Him With Robin Williams, A Dead American Man Who Did Not Sing ‘Rock DJ’
Robbie Williams begs the public to stop confusing him with Robin Williams, a dead American man who did not sing Rock DJ.
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Bad News: The LED Lightbulbs Inside Billie Eilish’s Eyes Are Almost Due For Replacement
Technicians say Billie Eilish's internal gaze system is nearing the end of its recommended service life after James Cameron's 3D cameras picked up a…
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Album Review: All Them Witches’ House Of Mirrors Is A Blistering Descent Into Whatever Is Happening In My Ceiling
Our critic went track by track through All Them Witches' new album and came back with notes on haunted furniture, wet internet rope, and…
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Sick Little Fuck: Pusha T Was Apparently Ready For The Diddy Do It Tour Before Someone Read The Island Name Out Loud
A cursed tour-poster mockup reportedly placed Pusha T, Diddy, Jay-Z, French Montana, and Rick Ross on one private island bill no publicist could survive.
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Civic Duty: Chappell Roan Fans Mistook A Routine City Council Meeting For A Secret Album Rollout
Officials say the public-comment period was never intended to function as an encrypted pop announcement, despite several persuasive hats in attendance.
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Damage Control: The Hives Clarify Their Onstage Hard-Ons Are Load-Bearing
The Hives say fans misunderstood the hard-ons they walk onstage with, which are apparently structural supports keeping the whole show upright.
