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Review: Periphery’s ‘A Pale White Dot’ Sounds Like A Gaming PC Trying To Win Custody
Periphery's new album is huge, immaculate, and emotionally structured like a custody hearing conducted inside a $14,000 gaming PC.
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Periphery’s Frontman Spencer Sotelo Loses His Mind and Gets Political at Concert
The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about “the wall” and illegals voting in the 2024 election…
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EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans
Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name “Bulb,” was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of…
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EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro
Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun…
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Periphery Fans Pretend Microphone Still Works at Sold-Out Show
At Periphery’s latest concert, the microphone stopped working halfway through the band’s set, and fans pretended as though nothing was wrong. “It was honestly…
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Experts Uncover Shocking Truth: Periphery is Actually a Fabricated Band Created by Music Industry Insiders to Sell More Guitar
In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular “progressive metal” band…
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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere
Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD – In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal…
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Opinion
Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?
We’ve all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of…
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Opinion
Periphery’s Rise to Fame Confounds Critics: ‘They’re Just a Meshuggah Tribute Band with Bono on Vocals
It’s the question on everyone’s mind: what’s with all of the hype around Periphery? Sure, they’ve got some catchy riffs and a killer drummer,…
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Has Bono from U2 Replaced Spencer Sotelo in Periphery?
Did Periphery really think we wouldn’t notice? While they may have fooled the rest of the internet, we are smarter. Periphery has replaced Spencer…
