Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Culture
Local Church Opens Rage Room Where Men Can Smash Folding Chairs Instead Of Saying Why Prayer Group Got Weird
Leaders say the ministry helps men process conflict without using the phrase "I just feel disrespected" near coffee urns.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Local Megachurch Adds Fast-Pass Baptism Lane For Donors Who Hate Waiting Wet
Church leaders say the lane honors both generosity and the discomfort of soaked khakis.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Group Bonding: Nation’s Dads Waiting For One More Hurricane To Justify Generator
Across the country, fathers are standing in garages beside extension cords and waiting for everyone to admit they were right.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Local Man Who Hates Drama Has 19 Screenshots Saved Under “Tax Stuff”
The folder is reportedly organized by person, timestamp, and whether the evidence will destroy brunch.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Local Church Adds Tip Screen Before Communion
Parishioners can now select 18, 22, or 25 percent gratitude before receiving the sacrament.
· By Martin Finch
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Gaming
GTA 6 Delayed Again
NEW YORK – Rockstar Games confirmed that Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed for what executives described as “one final, spiritually necessary development…
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Entire Local Area Turns On Man After He Describes It As A Hidden Gem Online
ASHEVILLE, N.C.—A previously peaceful local area has fully turned on 34-year-old resident Caleb Pritchard after he described the neighborhood as a hidden gem in…
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Local Man Admits He Gaslights Fast Food Workers “Just To Introduce Narrative Complexity Into Their Shift”
A Columbus man admits he gently lies to fast food workers to add lore and narrative complexity to their shifts.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Queensland Man Arrives At Gumtree Meetup With 620 Live Deer After Misreading ‘620 Bucks O.N.O.’
A Queensland man arrived at a Gumtree meetup with 620 live deer after misunderstanding the phrase 620 bucks O.N.O.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Local Church Sound Guy Finally Caught After 11 Years Slowly Turning Pastor’s Mic Down During Sermons About Tithing
A church sound guy admits he spent 11 years slowly turning the pastor's mic down during sermons about tithing.
· By Martin Finch