Local Man Who Hates Drama Has 19 Screenshots Saved Under “Tax Stuff”
The folder is reportedly organized by person, timestamp, and whether the evidence will destroy brunch.
Local man Aaron Bellamy, who repeatedly insists he hates drama, has reportedly saved 19 screenshots in a folder named Tax Stuff.
Friends said the folder contains annotated text exchanges, cropped Instagram stories, and one screenshot of a Venmo payment that Bellamy has described as "not my business unless everyone starts lying."
"Aaron is not dramatic," said friend Lacey Pruitt. "He just has a chain of custody for brunch rumors and becomes extremely calm when someone says they do not remember exactly what they wrote."
Bellamy denied keeping the screenshots as ammunition, explaining that he only saves them because people change stories, phones die, and truth deserves a subfolder next to 2023 mileage.
At press time, Bellamy had opened Tax Stuff while saying he did not want to get involved, a sentence everyone understood meant dinner was about to become court.
