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Category: Gaming
From the archive
Older Gaming stories worth resurfacing
- Grand Theft Auto 6 Goes Full Woke: Rockstar’s Latest Installment Swaps Violence for Virtue Signaling and Social Justice Missions
- Starfield: An Intergalactic Potatocalypse! (a review)
- Could Mario Be in Your Hometown? Nintendo Urges Public to Be on Alert!
- A Review of Harry Potter Hogwarts Legacy on PS5 by San Quentin Prison Inmates
- Review: Carl Sagan Takes Center Stage in ‘Starfield’
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Gaming
GTA 6 Delayed Again
NEW YORK – Rockstar Games confirmed that Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed for what executives described as “one final, spiritually necessary development…
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Gaming
Grand Theft Auto Boss Still Has Never Smoked Weed, Apparently Spent College Asking If Anyone Wanted To Just Talk
Gamers process the possibility that Grand Theft Auto is overseen by a man who treats a second beer as a turning point.
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Science & Technology
Literacy Crisis: Neo-Nazis Showed Up To Mira Murati’s Neopets Demo After Misreading The Announcement
Former OpenAI executive Mira Murati reportedly unveiled a wholesome virtual-pet revival to investors, nostalgic millennials, and several men who stopped reading after “neo.”
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Culture
Boundary Setting: Pokimane Asked Fans To Stop Referring To Her Apartment As ‘Our Place’
The streamer clarified that a monthly subscription includes emotes, chat badges, and emotional volatility, but not a California tenancy arrangement.
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Culture
Call Of Duty Adds Open Mic Friday DLC That Rewards Teen Players For Telling Adult Strangers Too Much About Home
The new voice-chat feature reportedly gives double XP to players who keep the mic on, answer lobby questions, and unlock a camouflage skin called…
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Culture
Grand Theft Auto VI Leak Has Longtime Fans Quietly Asking, “Wait, Can The Game Judge You Now?”
The rumored Public Presence system allegedly tracks the real crimes: bad parking, indoor vaping, boat-ramp behavior, and making every waitress regret eye contact.
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Gaming
Babe Wake Up, a New Minecraft Mod Just Launched: NFTCraft Mines Digital Gold
In a development that’s got the Minecraft community buzzing louder than a creeper in a quiet cave, a freshly launched mod is bringing the…
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Reviews
Nintendo Switch 2 Review: A Must-Buy Console for Incels and Lonely Adults Everywhere
Nintendo’s highly anticipated Switch 2 is landing in a few months, and it’s everything an incel or lifelong virgin could want from a gaming…
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Gaming
Exclusive First Impressions of GTA 6
Fans have been eagerly waiting over a decade for Grand Theft Auto VI, desperate for even a glimpse of the game after the infamous…
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Gaming
Rockstar Games’ Woke Gameplay Leak for GTA VI Second Trailer: Meet Transgender Protagonist Jazmin
Rockstar Games, the titanic developer behind the wildly popular Grand Theft Auto series, is allegedly preparing to release the highly anticipated second trailer for…
