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Category: Gaming
From the archive
Older Gaming stories worth resurfacing
- Babe Wake Up, a New Minecraft Mod Just Launched: NFTCraft Mines Digital Gold
- Nintendo Switch 2 Review: A Must-Buy Console for Incels and Lonely Adults Everywhere
- Exclusive First Impressions of GTA 6
- Rockstar Games’ Woke Gameplay Leak for GTA VI Second Trailer: Meet Transgender Protagonist Jazmin
- Grand Theft Auto 6 Goes Full Woke: Rockstar’s Latest Installment Swaps Violence for Virtue Signaling and Social Justice Missions
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Gaming
Little League Installs Breathalyzer For Dads Who Keep Calling Umpire A Deep State Asset
League officials say the device activates after the second inning or the phrase "follow the money, blue."
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Gaming
NFL RedZone Launches Feed For Men Watching Friend Group Become Gamblers
The feed cuts between living rooms where football has become math with wings.
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Gaming
DraftKings Lets Users Bet On Whether They’ll Ever Financially Recover
The new market allows users to parlay a Thursday night spread with the remaining shape of their life.
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Gaming
New York Officials Declare State Of Emergency After Knicks Fans Experience Hope Without A Coping Plan
City workers say the championship parade left thousands of residents exposed to optimism they were not medically prepared to process.
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Gaming
GTA 6 Delayed Again
NEW YORK – Rockstar Games confirmed that Grand Theft Auto VI has been delayed for what executives described as “one final, spiritually necessary development…
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Gaming
Grand Theft Auto Boss Still Has Never Smoked Weed, Apparently Spent College Asking If Anyone Wanted To Just Talk
Gamers process the possibility that Grand Theft Auto is overseen by a man who treats a second beer as a turning point.
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Science & Technology
Literacy Crisis: Neo-Nazis Showed Up To Mira Murati’s Neopets Demo After Misreading The Announcement
Former OpenAI executive Mira Murati reportedly unveiled a wholesome virtual-pet revival to investors, nostalgic millennials, and several men who stopped reading after “neo.”
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Culture
Boundary Setting: Pokimane Asked Fans To Stop Referring To Her Apartment As ‘Our Place’
The streamer clarified that a monthly subscription includes emotes, chat badges, and emotional volatility, but not a California tenancy arrangement.
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Culture
Call Of Duty Adds Open Mic Friday DLC That Rewards Teen Players For Telling Adult Strangers Too Much About Home
The new voice-chat feature reportedly gives double XP to players who keep the mic on, answer lobby questions, and unlock a camouflage skin called…
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Culture
Grand Theft Auto VI Leak Has Longtime Fans Quietly Asking, “Wait, Can The Game Judge You Now?”
The rumored Public Presence system allegedly tracks the real crimes: bad parking, indoor vaping, boat-ramp behavior, and making every waitress regret eye contact.
