Weekly roundup
This Week on VanFLIP
The latest VanFLIP stories, polls, quizzes, and running jokes from the past week.
Latest dispatches
- Government Finally Begins Turning Frogs Straight Again After Years Of Public Pressure
- Justin Bieber Announces New Album Featuring BTS, Korean War Anthems, Says It’s “Mostly For NATO”
- Trump Celebrates 2.5 Consecutive Months Of Ending Iran War
- Metal Band Semen Deer Hunter Abortion Tactical SWAT Team Returns With New Song Titled “Festering Puss Annihilation Combo Driver”
- Wendy’s Declared Strategic Nuclear Power
- Vince Staples — Cry Baby Record Review
- Dogstar Finally Releases Album For Men Who Stare Out Hotel Windows During Rainstorms
- Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Officially Break Up
- Country Star Returns To Roots With Song About Trucks, Heartbreak And Farmers
- ECONOMY IN TOILET BUT NATION URGED TO STAY POSITIVE
- Gina Rinehart Quietly Assumes Role Of Australia’s Actual Prime Minister
- Jimmy Kimmel Needs An Exorcism
- Tech Industry Eliminates 400,000 Jobs To Make Room For Exciting New AI Jobs Nobody Can Name
- Elon Musk Unveils X Premium Genetics, Allows Subscribers To Receive “Verified” Elon Sperm Directly Through App