Weekly roundup
This Week on VanFLIP
The latest VanFLIP stories, polls, quizzes, and running jokes from the past week.
Latest dispatches
- Rome Has Fallen: Domino’s Set To Phase Out Complimentary Butt Slap For Orders Over $30
- Calling All Grey’s Anatomy Fans: Meredith Grey Is Entering Her Most Hands-On Season Yet
- Personal Essay: I Joined ICE And On My First Day Learned It Was Not Exactly What I Thought It Was
- Opinion: If AI Is Taking Everyone’s Jobs, We Need To Talk About Casual Shoplifting
- Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready
- Heroic: Husband Who Just Got Home From Work Immediately Deployed To Retrieve Wife’s Facebook Marketplace Purchase
- Federal Reserve Announces Economy Will Now Be Adjusted Using One Giant Thermostat In JPMorgan Chase Basement
- Coca-Cola Announces New Pre-Shaken Soda That Arrives Already Warm And Slightly Opened
- Papa Johns Facing Investor Revolt After New Pizza For People Who Still Clap When Planes Land Campaign Tanks
- Office In Crisis After Work Husband Tim And Work Wife Sarah Announce They Are Getting A Divorce
- Robbie Williams Begs Public To Stop Confusing Him With Robin Williams, A Dead American Man Who Did Not Sing ‘Rock DJ’
- Bad News: The LED Lightbulbs Inside Billie Eilish’s Eyes Are Almost Due For Replacement
- Album Review: All Them Witches’ House Of Mirrors Is A Blistering Descent Into Whatever Is Happening In My Ceiling
- Former Russian Spy Who Finally Decided To Do The Right Thing Dies 11 Minutes Later After Eating Gas Station Cottage Cheese