Weekly roundup
This Week on VanFLIP
The latest VanFLIP stories, polls, quizzes, and running jokes from the past week.
Latest dispatches
- Anthropologists Confirm Australia’s Oldest Surviving Cultural Ritual Is Still A Man Drinking Iced Coffee Beside A Trailer That Should Not Be On The Road
- Microsoft Teams Adds Button That Ends Meeting Once Everyone Has Lied Enough
- Mother’s Day Brunches Now Include Mandatory 90-Second Silence For The Exact Moment Your Parents Conceived You
- Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Introduces $89 Nostalgia Dining Experience For Millennials Who Miss Being Trapped In Theme Restaurants
- Planet Fitness Adds Black Card Perk Where Trainer Asks If You’re Avoiding Your Wife
- Local Church Opens Rage Room Where Men Can Smash Folding Chairs Instead Of Saying Why Prayer Group Got Weird
- RFK Jr. Says Mosquitoes Deserve To Do Their Own Research Before Being Sprayed
- Local Megachurch Adds Fast-Pass Baptism Lane For Donors Who Hate Waiting Wet
- Credit Karma Shows Score Of Person You’d Be If Your Dad Apologized
- Cooling Center Adds VIP Room For Residents Who Want To Pretend Rich People Are Also Hot
- Supreme Court Rules Teen Vape Pen Protected By Founders’ Original Intent To Look Sick Behind A Barn
- NASA Confirms Mars Sample Is Mostly Dust And A Note Asking Earth To Stop Sending Men
- County Fair Adds Horny Jail After Third Dad Gets Too Patriotic Around Tilt-A-Whirl
- Wedding Venue Adds Deposit For Best Man Speech That Mentions Vegas, Jail, Or The Bride’s Sister