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Category: Opinion
From the archive
Older Opinion stories worth resurfacing
- Pushed Too Far: The Pusha T Incident That Has Everyone Asking, ‘Where’s the Respect for Grandma?’
- Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs
- OPINION: How Can a Band With the Word Dragons in Its Name Be So Terrible? Imagine Dragons We Need to Talk
- Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?
- Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination
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Opinion
I Thought Reverse Cramer Was A Sex Position
NEW YORK – For nearly two years, I believed “reverse Cramer” referred to an aggressive but ultimately disappointing sex position performed by divorced people…
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Opinion
Opinion: Oil Spills Are Fine And Everyone Needs To Stop Acting Like The Ocean Didn’t Ask For A Little Shine
A suspiciously industry-friendly columnist explains why oil spills are not disasters, but tasteful surface upgrades for an underperforming ocean.
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Opinion
WHY IRAN DESERVES THE BOMB
I’m just going to say it. Give Iran the nuclear weapons. Not because I hate America. Quite the opposite. I love America so much…
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Opinion
We Stopped Letting Kids Play Violent Video Games And Now None Of Them Can Change A Tire Under Gunfire
For twenty years, nervous pediatricians, suburban mothers, and men who still say “the Nintendo” have warned America that violent video games create violent behavior.…
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Music
OPINION: Courtney Love Has Definitely Had People Whacked, Which Is Why Nobody Is Asking Follow Up Questions
Everyone in the music industry knows Courtney Love has definitely had people whacked. Have you ever noticed it makes the room go slightly silent…
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Music
Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
It’s not often you find yourself thinking, “Wow, that dude really peaked behind bars,” but Tim Lambesis, infamous frontman of metalcore band As I…
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Opinion
OPINION: America Needs More Guns
America’s problem isn’t too many guns. It’s not enough guns. The solution to our national woes; crime, political gridlock, even the occasional bear sighting…
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Opinion
My Unbelievable Encounter with America’s Most Controversial Prostate ‘Doctor’: A Dark Alley Healthcare Revolution?
In the shadowy corners of America’s healthcare debate, where the discussion often oscillates between the exorbitant cost of insurance and the inaccessibility of timely…
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Opinion
John Lennon’s Death Was a Blessing for the Music Industry
It has come to light that the late John Lennon’s death may have inadvertently paved the way for a new era of musical brilliance.…
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Opinion
OMG, I Did Cocaine With Lana Del Rey Last Night at This Super Cool LA Nightclub! But Did She Even Notice Me?
Last night, I found myself in the most unbelievable situation of my life: I did cocaine with the one and only Lana Del Rey…
