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Category: Opinion
From the archive
Older Opinion stories worth resurfacing
- Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
- OPINION: America Needs More Guns
- My Unbelievable Encounter with America’s Most Controversial Prostate ‘Doctor’: A Dark Alley Healthcare Revolution?
- John Lennon’s Death Was a Blessing for the Music Industry
- OMG, I Did Cocaine With Lana Del Rey Last Night at This Super Cool LA Nightclub! But Did She Even Notice Me?
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Opinion
Personal Essay: I Joined ICE And On My First Day Learned It Was Not Exactly What I Thought It Was
A new recruit joins ICE expecting literal ice and slowly discovers a devastating acronym problem.
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Opinion
Opinion: If AI Is Taking Everyone’s Jobs, We Need To Talk About Casual Shoplifting
If AI is taking the jobs, society may need a more honest conversation about toothpaste, dignity, and locked CVS cabinets.
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Politics
Opinion: I Miss When Joe Biden Would Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Sport
America has lost something important, and I am not talking about decorum, bipartisanship, or whatever cable news is mad about today.
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Entertainment
Opinion: Billy Madison Completely Distorted My Reality Of What The First Day Of School Would Be Like
The 1995 Adam Sandler film led me to believe the American education system was built around bus parades, dodgeball trauma, and adult millionaires repeating…
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Science & Technology
Opinion: Why Is Everyone Afraid Of Ebola? It Sounds Like Something You’d Order With Lime
With Hantavirus and Ebola dominating the news, one columnist bravely asks whether America is overreacting to what is clearly a delicious regional dish.
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Opinion
I Used To Think Barack Obama Was Disappointing. Then America Replaced Him With Donald Trump
WASHINGTON – I used to think Barack Obama was disappointing. I thought he compromised too much. I thought he talked too long. I thought…
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Opinion
Opinion: It Is Time To Rise Up Against Dairy Queen Before It Becomes Too Powerful To Defeat
Dairy Queen has become too powerful, and one concerned American wants hearings, zoning maps, and answers about the chili.
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Opinion
I Thought Reverse Cramer Was A Sex Position
NEW YORK – For nearly two years, I believed “reverse Cramer” referred to an aggressive but ultimately disappointing sex position performed by divorced people…
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Culture
Opinion: Oil Spills Are Fine And Everyone Needs To Stop Acting Like The Ocean Didn’t Ask For A Little Shine
A suspiciously industry-friendly columnist explains why oil spills are not disasters, but tasteful surface upgrades for an underperforming ocean.
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Opinion
WHY IRAN DESERVES THE BOMB
I’m just going to say it. Give Iran the nuclear weapons. Not because I hate America. Quite the opposite. I love America so much…
