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Category: Business
From the archive
Older Business stories worth resurfacing
- Binance CEO Promises Funds are ‘Safu’ as He Flees to Country Without Extradition Treaty
- Professional Predicts Most Unbelievable Future of Stock Market: Up, Down, Up, Down
- Inflation Not Related to Balloons, According to the World’s Worst Economist
- Crypto Investor Who Lost Everything Still HODLs Lambo Dream
- Warren Buffet’s Surprising Secret to Wealth: ‘Just Buy a Lot of Beanie Babies’
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Business
Microsoft Teams Adds Button That Ends Meeting Once Everyone Has Lied Enough
The button detects phrases like "circling back" and "great alignment" until the room has done all it can do.
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Business
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Introduces $89 Nostalgia Dining Experience For Millennials Who Miss Being Trapped In Theme Restaurants
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. introduces a premium nostalgia dining experience for millennials who miss laminated menus, fake dock decor, and mandatory cheerfulness.
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Business
Credit Karma Shows Score Of Person You’d Be If Your Dad Apologized
The app says the projection helps users understand the financial upside of one honest sentence in 1998.
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Business
College Career Center Gives Graduates Complimentary Parking-Lot Breakdown Headshot
The school says the service helps graduates enter the job market with a professional photo and fresh curb trauma.
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Culture
Just Checking: Target Self-Checkout Asks Whether Theft Is For Hunger, Rage, Or A Little Treat
The retailer said the prompt helps distinguish survival, protest, and the kind of tiny candle behavior nobody wants to name directly.
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Culture
Employee Care: Amazon Adds Prayer Room Where Warehouse Workers Can Ask God For More Uptime
The company said the room reflects its commitment to meeting employees wherever they are, provided they stay within scanning distance of an assigned tote.
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Business
DoorDash Lets Customers Tip Driver With Apology They Still Owe Someone From Childhood
The company says the feature turns unresolved guilt into a convenient delivery add-on.
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Business
Helpful: Grocery Store Now Lets Shoppers Round Up To Support The Grocery Store
The checkout prompt gives customers a simple way to help the supermarket continue charging them for groceries.
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Business
Dollar General Sells Tiny American Flag To Drape Over Overdraft Notice
The retailer says the product helps customers make bank fees feel like civic duty.
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Business
Transparency: Boeing Says Whistleblowers Will Now Receive High-Visibility Vests
The company says the new vests will make safety concerns easier to identify from across a conference room.
