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Category: Business
From the archive
Older Business stories worth resurfacing
- Binance CEO Promises Funds are ‘Safu’ as He Flees to Country Without Extradition Treaty
- Professional Predicts Most Unbelievable Future of Stock Market: Up, Down, Up, Down
- Inflation Not Related to Balloons, According to the World’s Worst Economist
- Crypto Investor Who Lost Everything Still HODLs Lambo Dream
- Warren Buffet’s Surprising Secret to Wealth: ‘Just Buy a Lot of Beanie Babies’
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Business
Bad Look: Guzman y Gomez Launches 5 A.M. Drive-Thru Tequila Menu For Hungover Tradies
Guzman y Gomez has launched a 5 a.m. drive-thru hard-liquor and paired-food menu for hungover tradies, insisting every Breakfast Margarita is responsible because it…
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Business
Finally: DoorDash Will Now Come Inside And Play Video Games With Single Dads While They Eat Pizza
DoorDash Dad Night turns pizza delivery into a 45-minute companionship window with Player 2 support, light praise of the TV size, and one legally…
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Business
Hard Times: Chick-fil-A Now Limiting Customers To 1 Paper Towel Square And 4 Toilet Paper Squares
Chick-fil-A is addressing its serious financial problems by limiting customers to one square of paper towel and four squares of two-ply toilet paper, and…
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Business
A Win For Equality: Nando’s Replaces Every Toilet With Gender-Neutral Urinals
Nando's Australia is piloting gender-neutral urinals by removing every toilet from select restaurants, calling the bad room a win for equality.
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Life & Style
Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally
Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.
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Life & Style
Australian Tradie Furious New Ford Ranger Only Intimidates Women, Cyclists, And His Own Financial Future
Codz says the $127,000 ute is nearly practical, once it scares the right people and stops fitting into car parks.
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Science & Technology
Local Developer Burning 38 Million AI Tokens A Month Still Bravely Has No Product, Users, Or Clear Idea What He Is Building
A solo founder is burning millions of AI tokens a month, generating code at heroic speed, and still has no product anyone can use.
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Science & Technology
Leaked Memo Says Bitcoin Quietly Hired A CEO To Fix The Brand’s Male Energy
The decentralized currency reportedly wants fewer midnight chart guys and more matte-black luxury restraint.
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Politics
Anthony Albanese Refuses To Extend Fuel Excise Cut Until Australians Experience One Raw-Dogged Servo Visit First
The Prime Minister says Australians may need one completely unprotected servo visit before anyone decides whether unleaded deserves mercy.
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Science & Technology
Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything
Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.
