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Author: Tony McDonald
Tony McDonald writes about business, media, and public figures making the kind of choices that require a prepared statement.
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Business
Tough Economy: Starbucks Starts Offering Handjobs
The coffee chain is expanding its menu for customers who have realized they own a kettle.
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Business
Canva Adds Chocolate Fountain For Staff Who Still Have Jobs
After the restructuring, the remaining team can come together around a warm, continuously circulating source of reassurance.
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Business
Jensen Huang Hired At Denny’s, Where He Will Report To A 24-Year-Old Called Kayla
The former NVIDIA chief has extensive restaurant experience, although his new manager says the leather jacket must stay in his locker.
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Business
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Introduces $89 Nostalgia Dining Experience For Millennials Who Miss Being Trapped In Theme Restaurants
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. introduces a premium nostalgia dining experience for millennials who miss laminated menus, fake dock decor, and mandatory cheerfulness.
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Business
Credit Karma Shows Score Of Person You’d Be If Your Dad Apologized
The app says the projection helps users understand the financial upside of one honest sentence in 1998.
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Business
DoorDash Lets Customers Tip Driver With Apology They Still Owe Someone From Childhood
The company says the feature turns unresolved guilt into a convenient delivery add-on.
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Business
Helpful: Grocery Store Now Lets Shoppers Round Up To Support The Grocery Store
The checkout prompt gives customers a simple way to help the supermarket continue charging them for groceries.
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Business
Dollar General Sells Tiny American Flag To Drape Over Overdraft Notice
The retailer says the product helps customers make bank fees feel like civic duty.
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Business
Heartwarming: Amazon Driver Waited Until Funeral Guests Left Before Asking For A Five-Star Rating
The driver stood respectfully near the folding chairs until the last aunt had placed her casserole dish in the trunk.
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Life & Style
Bad News: Wendy’s Will No Longer Allow Sex In Its Restrooms For Purchases Under $30
The chain said it remains committed to hospitality, but hospitality has to respect the difference between a value order and a legally meaningful evening.
