Politics

Election Integrity: Voting Machine Thanks You For Your Donation Before Counting Ballot

Officials said the new civic interface does not influence votes, though it does briefly ask whether democracy has earned 18%.

Polling place with voting machine, donation terminal, and election workers

Several polling places have introduced voting machines that thank citizens for their donation before counting the ballot.

After selecting candidates, voters are shown a civic appreciation screen offering donation options of 15%, 20%, 25%, or I Prefer My Vote To Arrive With No Extras.

"The ballot remains secret and secure," said county election technology coordinator Harlan Voss. "We simply believe voters appreciate a moment to support the democratic infrastructure that just watched them choose a sheriff."

Officials said donations will help pay for machine maintenance, poll-worker training, and the small processing fee democracy apparently forgot to mention.

Voters who decline to donate will still have their ballots counted after a short pause that everyone described as constitutionally weird.

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