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Category: Life & Style
From the archive
Older Life & Style stories worth resurfacing
- Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters
- Dad Crushed After Son’s “Piracy” Turns Out to Be Just Illegal Downloads
- KFC Seizes Texas in Greasy Coup, Declares State a “Chickenocracy”
- Yale University’s Big Segregation Comeback: “America’s Back, and We’ve Got the Dorms to Prove It!”
- Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
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Life & Style
County Fair Adds Horny Jail After Third Dad Gets Too Patriotic Around Tilt-A-Whirl
Fair officials say the holding pen gives certain men a place to cool down before the livestock auction.
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Life & Style
Wedding Venue Adds Deposit For Best Man Speech That Mentions Vegas, Jail, Or The Bride’s Sister
Coordinators say the policy protects families from speeches that begin with "the statute of limitations is up."
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Life & Style
Dermatologists Beg Dads To Stop Calling Sunscreen Makeup
Doctors say SPF 50 is not a gender identity, even when applied to the nose by a wife with a beach bag.
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Life & Style
Public Health: Federal Officials Replace Food Pyramid With Picture Of Man Doubting Seed Oils
Nutrition experts said Americans need clearer guidance, such as a silhouette making one suspicious face at a bottle.
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Life & Style
Yelp Adds Filter For Restaurants That Can Fix Whatever Dad Did
The new search option ranks diners, steakhouses, and soup places by how much silence they can hold.
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Life & Style
Suburban Dad Uses Daughter’s Recital To Network About Deck Guy
The father waited until the tap number to ask whether anyone knew a contractor who actually calls back.
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Life & Style
Bad News: Wendy’s Will No Longer Allow Sex In Its Restrooms For Purchases Under $30
The chain said it remains committed to hospitality, but hospitality has to respect the difference between a value order and a legally meaningful evening.
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Entertainment
Convenient: Streaming Service Launches Tier Where Shows Remember You Are Busy And Watch Themselves
Executives said the new plan respects modern viewers by converting prestige drama into a notification that says "you got the idea."
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Life & Style
Craft Brewery Releases IPA That Tastes Like A Custody Arrangement
The brewery says the beer opens with citrus, regret, and the exact bitterness of alternating weekends.
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Life & Style
Tax Season: TurboTax Adds Button That Says I Am Too Poor To Be This Scared
The company said the button helps users express the gap between their refund size and the fear generated by a federal acronym.
