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Category: Life & Style
From the archive
Older Life & Style stories worth resurfacing
- Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters
- Dad Crushed After Son’s “Piracy” Turns Out to Be Just Illegal Downloads
- KFC Seizes Texas in Greasy Coup, Declares State a “Chickenocracy”
- Yale University’s Big Segregation Comeback: “America’s Back, and We’ve Got the Dorms to Prove It!”
- Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
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Anthropologists Confirm Australia’s Oldest Surviving Cultural Ritual Is Still A Man Drinking Iced Coffee Beside A Trailer That Should Not Be On The Road
Researchers say Australia's oldest surviving cultural ritual remains a hi-vis man drinking iced coffee beside a trailer that should not be on the road.
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Mother’s Day Brunches Now Include Mandatory 90-Second Silence For The Exact Moment Your Parents Conceived You
Mother's Day brunches now include a mandatory silence for the exact moment everyone realizes what the holiday technically celebrates.
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Planet Fitness Adds Black Card Perk Where Trainer Asks If You’re Avoiding Your Wife
The gym says the premium check-in helps members separate fitness goals from driveway dread.
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County Fair Adds Horny Jail After Third Dad Gets Too Patriotic Around Tilt-A-Whirl
Fair officials say the holding pen gives certain men a place to cool down before the livestock auction.
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Wedding Venue Adds Deposit For Best Man Speech That Mentions Vegas, Jail, Or The Bride’s Sister
Coordinators say the policy protects families from speeches that begin with "the statute of limitations is up."
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Dermatologists Beg Dads To Stop Calling Sunscreen Makeup
Doctors say SPF 50 is not a gender identity, even when applied to the nose by a wife with a beach bag.
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Public Health: Federal Officials Replace Food Pyramid With Picture Of Man Doubting Seed Oils
Nutrition experts said Americans need clearer guidance, such as a silhouette making one suspicious face at a bottle.
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Yelp Adds Filter For Restaurants That Can Fix Whatever Dad Did
The new search option ranks diners, steakhouses, and soup places by how much silence they can hold.
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Suburban Dad Uses Daughter’s Recital To Network About Deck Guy
The father waited until the tap number to ask whether anyone knew a contractor who actually calls back.
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Bad News: Wendy’s Will No Longer Allow Sex In Its Restrooms For Purchases Under $30
The chain said it remains committed to hospitality, but hospitality has to respect the difference between a value order and a legally meaningful evening.
