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Category: Life & Style
From the archive
Older Life & Style stories worth resurfacing
- Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters
- Dad Crushed After Son’s “Piracy” Turns Out to Be Just Illegal Downloads
- KFC Seizes Texas in Greasy Coup, Declares State a “Chickenocracy”
- Yale University’s Big Segregation Comeback: “America’s Back, and We’ve Got the Dorms to Prove It!”
- Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
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Life & Style
Suburban Dad Uses Daughter’s Recital To Network About Deck Guy
The father waited until the tap number to ask whether anyone knew a contractor who actually calls back.
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Life & Style
Bad News: Wendy’s Will No Longer Allow Sex In Its Restrooms For Purchases Under $30
The chain said it remains committed to hospitality, but hospitality has to respect the difference between a value order and a legally meaningful evening.
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Entertainment
Convenient: Streaming Service Launches Tier Where Shows Remember You Are Busy And Watch Themselves
Executives said the new plan respects modern viewers by converting prestige drama into a notification that says "you got the idea."
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Life & Style
Craft Brewery Releases IPA That Tastes Like A Custody Arrangement
The brewery says the beer opens with citrus, regret, and the exact bitterness of alternating weekends.
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Life & Style
Tax Season: TurboTax Adds Button That Says I Am Too Poor To Be This Scared
The company said the button helps users express the gap between their refund size and the fear generated by a federal acronym.
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Life & Style
Side Effects: Ozempic Ad Warns Users They May Start Seeing Their Marriage Clearly
The updated warning says some patients experience reduced appetite, nausea, and the sudden ability to describe what Keith has been doing for eight years.
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Life & Style
Bare Fare: Spirit Airlines Introduces $12 Option To Keep Your Knees Legally Inside Your Body
The airline said passengers deserve choice, especially when that choice concerns the basic geometry of their own legs.
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Life & Style
Hospitality: Marriott Adds In-Room Camera To Confirm Guests Are Enjoying Resort Fee
The chain said passive enjoyment can be hard to measure, especially when guests keep using words like scam in the privacy of their rooms.
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Life & Style
Public Health: RFK Jr. Replaces Vaccine Schedule With Whatever Your Aunt Texted The Group Chat
Officials said the update restores trust by letting public health guidance arrive with twelve question marks and a sunflower emoji.
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Life & Style
Wedding Season: Seating Chart Reorganized By Who Has Started Weight-Loss Injections
The planner said the new layout prevents appetizer conflict, aunt resentment, and one cousin loudly asking whether anyone is "still fun."
