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It has been alleged that KFC, the fast-food chain known for its delicious fried chicken, may have orchestrated the death of wealthy pedophile Jeffrey Epstein in order to protect the…

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Mar 2024

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Local Man Hears Voices, Decides to Take Out His Rage on a Warehouse Full of Paper Towels

A local man, known only as Tim, has decided to take matters into his own hands by burning down a warehouse full of paper towels. Apparently, Tim has been hearing…

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Feb 2024

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Zac Efron’s Top 10 Music Festival Toilet Experiences: From the Grotesque to the Grandiose

In an exclusive reveal with Vanflip, Zac Efron has decided to flush away the secrecy and share his personal rankings of music festival toilets worldwide. Brace yourself for a journey…

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Feb 2024

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Your Parents’ Divorce Is Officially Your Fault

In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It's Always The Kid's Fault have released a…

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Nov 2023

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Grandpa Ignores Warning, Embarks on Psychotropic Lettuce Odyssey

In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry "The Iron Stomach" Henderson has defied all logic…

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Nov 2023

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Stick It To The Doughminatrix: Auntie Anne’s Announces New “Gender Neutral” Pretzels!

Hold on to your traditional gender roles, folks, because Auntie Anne’s is kneading out the binary with its latest woke bake: the "Gender Neutral" pretzel. That’s right; in a move…

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Nov 2023

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Vaccination or Vacation? Local Man Mistakes Heroin for COVID Shot, Now High on Immunity and Everything Else

In a world where getting jabbed has become the new norm, one local man took "shooting up" to a whole new level. Meet Jerry, a 42-year-old self-proclaimed "health nut" who,…

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Aug 2023

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Men, Pizza, and Equality – How a Male-Only Pizza Joint Is Breaking the Gender Crust Barrier for an Extra Slice of Cash

Hold onto your pepperonis, dear pizza enthusiasts, because the world's most macho pizzeria now serves slices of equality with a side of capitalism. That's right; Joe's Manly Pizza Pit, the…

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Aug 2023

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Tom from MySpace is Your Only Real Friend: Here’s Why You Owe Him a Beer

Remember Tom from MySpace? Yeah, that eternally friendly face, grinning from the depths of cyberspace like a digital Cheshire Cat, never changing, always welcoming. That buddy who was always there…

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Aug 2023

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Dr Jordan Peterson Ordered to Undergo Gender Affirmation Surgery? Canadian Court’s Ruling Sparks Intellectual Showdown with the Radical Left!

In a ruling that's left intellectuals, pundits, and followers of the "radical left" wetting their pants in excitement, a Canadian court has ordered Dr. Jordan Peterson to undergo gender affirmation…