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Category: Life & Style
From the archive
Older Life & Style stories worth resurfacing
- Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters
- Dad Crushed After Son’s “Piracy” Turns Out to Be Just Illegal Downloads
- KFC Seizes Texas in Greasy Coup, Declares State a “Chickenocracy”
- Yale University’s Big Segregation Comeback: “America’s Back, and We’ve Got the Dorms to Prove It!”
- Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
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Life & Style
Local Dad Waits Six Full Weeks For Perfect Opportunity To Casually Reveal New Riding Mower To Neighbors
A Wichita dad waits six weeks for the perfect neighborhood conditions to casually reveal his new riding mower.
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Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready
A backyard barbecue becomes a full-day lecture crisis after one wife makes the mistake of asking when the brisket will actually be ready.
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Heroic: Husband Who Just Got Home From Work Immediately Deployed To Retrieve Wife’s Facebook Marketplace Purchase
A Cedar Rapids husband briefly believed his workday had ended before being informed his wife had already promised him to a Facebook Marketplace seller.
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North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand
North Korea pitches a beach resort to burned-out foreigners seeking seafood, patriotic murals, and the strange luxury of having every decision made for them.
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Local Boyfriend Who ‘Just Went Out For One Beer’ Returns Home At 4:13 A.M. To Find Federal-Level Inquiry Underway
A boyfriend who said he was going out for one beer returns at 4:13 a.m. to find a federal-level inquiry already underway.
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Heritage Dry: Johnson & Johnson Brings Back Real Talc After Deciding America Has Become Too Afraid Of A Little Powder
The relaunch leans into patriotic dryness, powder holsters, and customers who say cornstarch never produced the bathroom cloud they were raised to respect.
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Chanel Launches Pay In 4, A New Fragrance For Women Who Want To Smell Expensive During A Klarna Dispute
The new scent reportedly blends bergamot, white musk, smoked vanilla, and one base note listed only as pending approval.
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Retail Misunderstanding: Tiger Woods Detained At Costco After Trying To Leave With Kirkland Popcorn Tucked Into His Aura
Employees say the golfer treated a Costco receipt like a suggestion and briefly entered a private dispute with popcorn, cashews, and a kayak.
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Concerning: Theo Von Has Developed A Sick Little Motor Oil Obsession And Keeps Calling It Country Espresso
The comedian insists the dipstick is part of a wellness ritual, while everyone else in the studio asks why the coasters are permanently ruined.
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Yikes: Your Mom Just Invited The Jehovah’s Witness Boy Inside And He’s Giving Federal Agent Energy
The vibes are formal, laminated, and deeply concerning.
