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Paul McCartney — “The Boys Of Dungeon Lane” Record Review
The Boys Of Dungeon Lane is Paul McCartney’s strongest attempt yet to answer the question: what if a beloved former Beatle got trapped inside…
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I Reviewed The Trump Phone For 72 Hours
NEW YORK CITY – After months of delays, revised promises, disappearing specifications, and a website that increasingly reads like a hostage note written by…
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Review: Periphery’s ‘A Pale White Dot’ Sounds Like A Gaming PC Trying To Win Custody
Periphery's new album is huge, immaculate, and emotionally structured like a custody hearing conducted inside a $14,000 gaming PC.
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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.
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I Heard All Them Witches’ House Of Mirrors, And It Sounds Like Someone Found A Second, Smaller Church Under The First Church
Daniel Brooks spends two days inside All Them Witches' House Of Mirrors and reports back from the second, smaller church under the first church.
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Vince Staples — Cry Baby Record Review
Vince Staples has spent the better part of a decade perfecting a style of rap that sounds like somebody documenting the collapse of modern…
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Dogstar Finally Releases Album For Men Who Stare Out Hotel Windows During Rainstorms
LOS ANGELES – After years of quietly existing as “Keanu Reeves’ band” in the same way artisanal mustard exists as “the thing next to…
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Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving
Lana Del Rey, the pop world’s favorite sad-girl-in-chief, has always felt like America’s melancholy prom queen. With her latest album, “The Right Person Will…
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Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed
The Wiggles, Australia’s proudest export since Hugh Jackman’s abs, have unleashed their latest musical monstrosity: Wiggle Up, Giddy Up! dropping on March 7, 2025.…
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Nintendo Switch 2 Review: A Must-Buy Console for Incels and Lonely Adults Everywhere
Nintendo’s highly anticipated Switch 2 is landing in a few months, and it’s everything an incel or lifelong virgin could want from a gaming…
