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Album Review: All Them Witches’ House Of Mirrors Is A Blistering Descent Into Whatever Is Happening In My Ceiling
Our critic went track by track through All Them Witches' new album and came back with notes on haunted furniture, wet internet rope, and…
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Paul McCartney — “The Boys Of Dungeon Lane” Record Review
The Boys Of Dungeon Lane is Paul McCartney’s strongest attempt yet to answer the question: what if a beloved former Beatle got trapped inside…
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I Reviewed The Trump Phone For 72 Hours
NEW YORK CITY – After months of delays, revised promises, disappearing specifications, and a website that increasingly reads like a hostage note written by…
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Review: Periphery’s ‘A Pale White Dot’ Sounds Like A Gaming PC Trying To Win Custody
Periphery's new album is huge, immaculate, and emotionally structured like a custody hearing conducted inside a $14,000 gaming PC.
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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.
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Vince Staples — Cry Baby Record Review
Vince Staples has spent the better part of a decade perfecting a style of rap that sounds like somebody documenting the collapse of modern…
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Dogstar Finally Releases Album For Men Who Stare Out Hotel Windows During Rainstorms
LOS ANGELES – After years of quietly existing as “Keanu Reeves’ band” in the same way artisanal mustard exists as “the thing next to…
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Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving
Lana Del Rey, the pop world’s favorite sad-girl-in-chief, has always felt like America’s melancholy prom queen. With her latest album, “The Right Person Will…
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Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed
The Wiggles, Australia’s proudest export since Hugh Jackman’s abs, have unleashed their latest musical monstrosity: Wiggle Up, Giddy Up! dropping on March 7, 2025.…
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Nintendo Switch 2 Review: A Must-Buy Console for Incels and Lonely Adults Everywhere
Nintendo’s highly anticipated Switch 2 is landing in a few months, and it’s everything an incel or lifelong virgin could want from a gaming…
