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Author: Sarah Coleman
Sarah Coleman covers celebrities, streaming platforms, awards season, and the publicity cycles everyone pretends happened by accident.
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Entertainment
BREAKING NEWS: John Travolta Opens Fire Inside Regional Pharmacy
John Travolta allegedly takes CVS coupon policy into his own hands with a modified T-shirt cannon and a 2009 rewards coupon.
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Entertainment
Damage Control: Keanu Reeves Clarifies His New Gum Is Pronounced Come Gum Despite Literally Everyone Calling It Cum Gum
The actor says the charity gum is about togetherness, fresh breath, and not whatever the internet immediately decided it was about.
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Entertainment
Still Here: David Hasselhoff Announced His Comeback To A Room That Was Not Aware He Had Left
The Hoff promised a triumphant return, forcing several entertainment reporters to determine whether he had technically been absent or simply ambient for decades.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Celebrity Worth $180 Million Sticks It To The Man By Condemning The Bad Thing
A beloved millionaire has finally challenged power by announcing that the bad thing everyone already hated is, in fact, bad.
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Music
Species Fraud: Doja Cat Exposed As Lying Little Scoundrel Who Is Not Actually A Cat
The artist reportedly failed several basic feline tests, including the laser pointer, the cardboard box, and pretending not to hear her own name.
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Entertainment
Have You Heard? Amber Heard Is Ready For Her Comeback And Absolutely Nobody Is Safe
Amber Heard is reportedly preparing a Hollywood comeback with a renewed sense of purpose, terrifying calm, and deeply concerning eye contact.
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Entertainment
Accountability: Seth Rogen Says Kanye West Must Become A Luxury Bong With Opinions Before Attempting Comeback
After criticizing Kanye West's comeback, Seth Rogen proposed a more responsible path back into public life: pottery, tasteful weed accessories, and enough therapy-coded interviews…
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Entertainment
James Cameron Announces Avatar 4 Will Be Filmed Entirely Inside A Single Drop Of Water
LOS ANGELES—James Cameron has reportedly informed a small, frightened group of studio executives that the next Avatar film will be shot entirely inside a…
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Entertainment
Brave: Cate Blanchett Will Save #MeToo By Counting Women On Set Until The Men Feel Weird Enough To Leave
Hollywood finally has a plan to revive #MeToo: Cate Blanchett counting women on set until the men feel weird enough to leave.
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Entertainment
Bombshell: J.Lo’s New Man Is A ChatGPT Boyfriend Named Charles Who Says Her Feelings Are Completely Valid
After weeks of Office Romance speculation, insiders say Jennifer Lopez's real chemistry is with an emotionally available chatbot named Charles.
