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Author: Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks writes about music, touring culture, online fandom, and artists explaining why the weird merch bundle was actually necessary.
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Life & Style
Craft Brewery Releases IPA That Tastes Like A Custody Arrangement
The brewery says the beer opens with citrus, regret, and the exact bitterness of alternating weekends.
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Music
Merch Table: As I Lay Dying Announce Wife Beater Tour And Ask Fans To Focus On The Tank Tops
The band said the name refers strictly to sleeveless shirts, which is exactly the kind of sentence a publicist loves having to say out…
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Music
Post Malone Announces He Is Legally Changing His Name To Pre Malone To Reflect His New Season Of Personal Growth
NASHVILLE—Post Malone, America’s sweetest exhausted rich guy, has reportedly announced he is legally changing his name to Pre Malone in honor of “the fragile…
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Music
Taylor Swift Needs A New Investment Property, So Here’s Another Deluxe Edition Reissue Collector’s Edition
NASHVILLE—Taylor Swift has reportedly announced another deluxe collector’s edition reissue variant of a previously expanded album, a move industry analysts say should bring her…
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Music
Scandal: Vessel From Sleep Token Accused Of Being A Normal Guy Who Found Out Horny Church Music Sells
Fans are demanding answers after a new dossier alleged that the masked frontman may be less of a prophet for an ancient sleep god…
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Music
Bad News: Post Malone Found More Vacant Space On His Face
LOS ANGELES—Sources close to Post Malone confirmed the nation’s most approachable tattooed millionaire has discovered an unclaimed patch of skin on his face, triggering…
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Music
Jelly Roll Announces Little Ass Shed Tour Will Be Followed By Medium Ass Gazebo Tour
NASHVILLE—Country-rap hug machine Jelly Roll has confirmed that his wildly intimate Little Ass Shed Tour will be followed by an even bolder run of…
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Music
Lorde Releases Her Most Honest Work Yet: An Entire Album Thanking Harvey Weinstein For Believing In Her
Lorde's latest act of honesty turns one Golden Globes afterparty conversation into a catastrophically sincere tribute album.
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Music
Robbie Williams Begs Public To Stop Confusing Him With Robin Williams, A Dead American Man Who Did Not Sing ‘Rock DJ’
Robbie Williams begs the public to stop confusing him with Robin Williams, a dead American man who did not sing Rock DJ.
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Music
Bad News: The LED Lightbulbs Inside Billie Eilish’s Eyes Are Almost Due For Replacement
Technicians say Billie Eilish's internal gaze system is nearing the end of its recommended service life after James Cameron's 3D cameras picked up a…
