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Author: Robert Lane
Robert Lane covers corporate culture, technology policy, workplace language, and executives acting like a memo is a personality.
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Politics
UK Government Unveils ‘See Something, Say Something, Upload Something, Consent To Something’ Public Safety Initiative
The UK government unveils a public safety initiative asking citizens to report suspicious bins, air fryers, burner phones, and general vibes.
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Science & Technology
Experts Confirm Earth Now Mostly Operating As A Large Air Fryer Left On Overnight
Climate experts warn Earth has entered its large-air-fryer phase while corporations sell climate guilt as a checkout add-on.
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Business
Office In Crisis After Work Husband Tim And Work Wife Sarah Announce They Are Getting A Divorce
The whole office is talking after beloved work husband and work wife Tim and Sarah announced their separation, forcing coworkers to divide up coffee…
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Science & Technology
Scientists Announce New Asbestos
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced Thursday the successful creation of a new form of asbestos capable of surviving…
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Science & Technology
Microsoft To Introduce Expanded Identity Verification For Windows Users Who Want To Open Their Own Laptops
REDMOND, Wash.—Microsoft is reportedly preparing to expand identity verification across Windows, requiring users to prove they are themselves before opening their laptop, adjusting brightness,…
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Life & Style
Australia’s 13 Highest-Paying Jobs Are Mostly Men Near A Ute Saying The Timeline’s Blown Out
The country's top salary list is apparently just FIFO money, LinkedIn cosplay, and one man in Barangaroo measuring mindfulness engagement.
