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Author: Kevin Price
Kevin Price follows sports, gaming, internet arguments, and men treating a product announcement like a custody hearing.
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Gaming
Grand Theft Auto Boss Still Has Never Smoked Weed, Apparently Spent College Asking If Anyone Wanted To Just Talk
Gamers process the possibility that Grand Theft Auto is overseen by a man who treats a second beer as a turning point.
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Life & Style
Concerning: Theo Von Has Developed A Sick Little Motor Oil Obsession And Keeps Calling It Country Espresso
The comedian insists the dipstick is part of a wellness ritual, while everyone else in the studio asks why the coasters are permanently ruined.
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Life & Style
Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally
Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.
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Culture
Call Of Duty Adds Open Mic Friday DLC That Rewards Teen Players For Telling Adult Strangers Too Much About Home
The new voice-chat feature reportedly gives double XP to players who keep the mic on, answer lobby questions, and unlock a camouflage skin called…
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Life & Style
Australian Tradie Furious New Ford Ranger Only Intimidates Women, Cyclists, And His Own Financial Future
Codz says the $127,000 ute is nearly practical, once it scares the right people and stops fitting into car parks.
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Culture
Grand Theft Auto VI Leak Has Longtime Fans Quietly Asking, “Wait, Can The Game Judge You Now?”
The rumored Public Presence system allegedly tracks the real crimes: bad parking, indoor vaping, boat-ramp behavior, and making every waitress regret eye contact.
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Life & Style
Breakthrough: Joe Rogan Announces He Is Now Joe Rogain After Three Small Patches Of Hair Agree To Come Back
The podcaster says the tiny scalp uprising proves that men can achieve anything with discipline, supplements, and refusing to look directly at the mirror.
