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Author: Rachel Kline
Rachel Kline follows entertainment, streaming, fandom, and the daily civic burden of pretending any of this is normal.
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Entertainment
Calling All Grey’s Anatomy Fans: Meredith Grey Is Entering Her Most Hands-On Season Yet
The upcoming season will reportedly push Meredith into a grief-fueled medical breakthrough that has the hospital ethics board meeting in the elevator to save…
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Culture
Instagram Launches $11.99 DadRock+ Subscription That Adds Creed Energy To Divorced Men’s Gym Selfies
Instagram has reportedly launched DadRock+, an $11.99 tier that turns divorced men's gym selfies into black-and-white Creed-adjacent healing journeys.
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Entertainment
Lucasfilm Casts Lena Dunham As Princess Leia In New Rey-Led Star Wars Film
Lucasfilm has cast Lena Dunham as Princess Leia in an upcoming Rey-led Star Wars film that places Leia's legacy directly under Rey Skywalker's story.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Laura Clery’s Refrigerator Has Become The First Household Appliance To Understand The Content Economy
Laura Clery's refrigerator has reportedly discovered that nearly killing its owner is an extremely efficient way to enter the creator economy.
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Culture
Damage Control: Sneako Clarifies He Came On The Cuck Couch To Demonstrate What Happens When Men Stop Reading Plato
Sneako explains the hotel couch situation as a brave philosophical stand against Western decline.
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Culture
J.K. Rowling Announces Plan To Personally Inspect Every Woman In Britain Just To Be Safe
EDINBURGH—J.K. Rowling has reportedly announced a sweeping new personal initiative to inspect every woman in Britain, telling close associates that the nation’s institutions can…
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Culture
Boundary Setting: Pokimane Asked Fans To Stop Referring To Her Apartment As ‘Our Place’
The streamer clarified that a monthly subscription includes emotes, chat badges, and emotional volatility, but not a California tenancy arrangement.
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Culture
Promising Update: Nick Fuentes Says He Is Getting Extremely Close To Figuring Out Women
The commentator says only one final geographic mystery stands between him and total understanding.
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Entertainment
UH OH: If Jeff Bezos Is ‘Temu Lex Luthor,’ Bill Gates Is Superman With An Epstein Footnote
The country briefly enjoyed a perfect Bezos insult before realizing its replacement Superman had several dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, a Microsoft antitrust history, and…
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Entertainment
Opinion: Billy Madison Completely Distorted My Reality Of What The First Day Of School Would Be Like
The 1995 Adam Sandler film led me to believe the American education system was built around bus parades, dodgeball trauma, and adult millionaires repeating…
