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Author: Rachel Kline
Rachel Kline follows entertainment, streaming, fandom, and the daily civic burden of pretending any of this is normal.
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Culture
Alex Jones Launches New Media Venture From Bass Pro Shops Parking Lot After Infowars Studio Goes Dark
After the Infowars studio goes dark, Alex Jones enters his truck-stop prophet era with a folding table and parking lot energy.
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Entertainment
Fucking Hell: JoJo Siwa Turns 23 Despite Already Completing 11 Separate Pop-Star Life Cycles
JoJo Siwa turning 23 has forced the public to accept that one person can survive a bow empire, a rebrand, and a rhinestone war…
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Culture
Heartbreaking: The Tiny Rat That Had Been Living Inside Andy Cooks’ Hat Has Died
Food fans are in mourning after Andy Hearnden, better known online as Andy Cooks, confirmed the death of the tiny rat that had reportedly…
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Culture
Uh Oh: Anonymous Are Threatening To Leak Every “Do Your Own Research” Guy’s Google Search History
Anonymous has issued a chilling warning to the internet’s loudest self-appointed truth-seekers.
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Entertainment
Tony Hinchcliffe Confirms The Moth Living In His Ear Has Hatched
AUSTIN, Texas – A tender new chapter in live roast comedy began Monday night at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership, where Kill Tony host Tony…
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Culture
Kanye West Lands In Iran For Peace Talks, Immediately Declares Himself “Supreme Leader Of Vibes”
Ye arrives in Iran to personally fix geopolitics, then immediately decides the whole region needs better branding.
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Entertainment
Netflix Quietly Tests New Feature That Pauses Your Show To Ask Why You Are Still Alive
Netflix tests a feature that pauses long binge sessions to ask subscribers why they are still alive before starting the next episode anyway.
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Entertainment
Local Woman Clarifies Her Pitbull Would Never Hurt Anyone Because He Is A 44-Year-Old Grammy Winner
A local woman keeps terrifying neighbors by saying her Pitbull would never hurt anyone before clarifying she means the Grammy-winning musician.
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Culture
‘Still Your Friend’: Tom From MySpace Reveals He Is Waiting Online For Millennials To Come Back
Tom from MySpace is reportedly still online and waiting for millennials to return after every other platform became a slot machine with push notifications.
