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Author: Rachel Kline
Rachel Kline follows entertainment, streaming, fandom, and the daily civic burden of pretending any of this is normal.
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Culture
Damage Control: Sneako Clarifies He Came On The Cuck Couch To Demonstrate What Happens When Men Stop Reading Plato
Sneako explains the hotel couch situation as a brave philosophical stand against Western decline.
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J.K. Rowling Announces Plan To Personally Inspect Every Woman In Britain Just To Be Safe
EDINBURGH—J.K. Rowling has reportedly announced a sweeping new personal initiative to inspect every woman in Britain, telling close associates that the nation’s institutions can…
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Boundary Setting: Pokimane Asked Fans To Stop Referring To Her Apartment As ‘Our Place’
The streamer clarified that a monthly subscription includes emotes, chat badges, and emotional volatility, but not a California tenancy arrangement.
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Culture
Promising Update: Nick Fuentes Says He Is Getting Extremely Close To Figuring Out Women
The commentator says only one final geographic mystery stands between him and total understanding.
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Entertainment
UH OH: If Jeff Bezos Is ‘Temu Lex Luthor,’ Bill Gates Is Superman With An Epstein Footnote
The country briefly enjoyed a perfect Bezos insult before realizing its replacement Superman had several dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, a Microsoft antitrust history, and…
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Entertainment
Opinion: Billy Madison Completely Distorted My Reality Of What The First Day Of School Would Be Like
The 1995 Adam Sandler film led me to believe the American education system was built around bus parades, dodgeball trauma, and adult millionaires repeating…
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Culture
Alex Jones Launches New Media Venture From Bass Pro Shops Parking Lot After Infowars Studio Goes Dark
After the Infowars studio goes dark, Alex Jones enters his truck-stop prophet era with a folding table and parking lot energy.
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Entertainment
Fucking Hell: JoJo Siwa Turns 23 Despite Already Completing 11 Separate Pop-Star Life Cycles
JoJo Siwa turning 23 has forced the public to accept that one person can survive a bow empire, a rebrand, and a rhinestone war…
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Culture
Heartbreaking: The Tiny Rat That Had Been Living Inside Andy Cooks’ Hat Has Died
Food fans are in mourning after Andy Hearnden, better known online as Andy Cooks, confirmed the death of the tiny rat that had reportedly…
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Culture
Uh Oh: Anonymous Are Threatening To Leak Every “Do Your Own Research” Guy’s Google Search History
Anonymous has issued a chilling warning to the internet’s loudest self-appointed truth-seekers.
