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Author: Laura Hayes
Laura Hayes writes about lifestyle trends, consumer panic, wellness language, and the brands that somehow made it worse.
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Life & Style
Planet Fitness Adds Black Card Perk Where Trainer Asks If You’re Avoiding Your Wife
The gym says the premium check-in helps members separate fitness goals from driveway dread.
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Life & Style
Dermatologists Beg Dads To Stop Calling Sunscreen Makeup
Doctors say SPF 50 is not a gender identity, even when applied to the nose by a wife with a beach bag.
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Life & Style
Public Health: Federal Officials Replace Food Pyramid With Picture Of Man Doubting Seed Oils
Nutrition experts said Americans need clearer guidance, such as a silhouette making one suspicious face at a bottle.
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Culture
Just Checking: Target Self-Checkout Asks Whether Theft Is For Hunger, Rage, Or A Little Treat
The retailer said the prompt helps distinguish survival, protest, and the kind of tiny candle behavior nobody wants to name directly.
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Culture
NYT Cooking Asks Commenters To Prove Husband Deserves Dinner
The recipe site says a stronger moderation policy will protect weeknight meals from unexamined men.
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Life & Style
Yelp Adds Filter For Restaurants That Can Fix Whatever Dad Did
The new search option ranks diners, steakhouses, and soup places by how much silence they can hold.
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Business
Chick-fil-A Won’t Pray With You Unless You Order Combo
The company says prayer support remains available for guests who commit to fries and a medium drink.
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Life & Style
Tax Season: TurboTax Adds Button That Says I Am Too Poor To Be This Scared
The company said the button helps users express the gap between their refund size and the fear generated by a federal acronym.
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Life & Style
Bare Fare: Spirit Airlines Introduces $12 Option To Keep Your Knees Legally Inside Your Body
The airline said passengers deserve choice, especially when that choice concerns the basic geometry of their own legs.
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Life & Style
Hospitality: Marriott Adds In-Room Camera To Confirm Guests Are Enjoying Resort Fee
The chain said passive enjoyment can be hard to measure, especially when guests keep using words like scam in the privacy of their rooms.
