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Author: Laura Hayes
Laura Hayes writes about lifestyle trends, consumer panic, wellness language, and the brands that somehow made it worse.
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Business
Chick-fil-A Won’t Pray With You Unless You Order Combo
The company says prayer support remains available for guests who commit to fries and a medium drink.
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Life & Style
Tax Season: TurboTax Adds Button That Says I Am Too Poor To Be This Scared
The company said the button helps users express the gap between their refund size and the fear generated by a federal acronym.
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Life & Style
Bare Fare: Spirit Airlines Introduces $12 Option To Keep Your Knees Legally Inside Your Body
The airline said passengers deserve choice, especially when that choice concerns the basic geometry of their own legs.
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Life & Style
Hospitality: Marriott Adds In-Room Camera To Confirm Guests Are Enjoying Resort Fee
The chain said passive enjoyment can be hard to measure, especially when guests keep using words like scam in the privacy of their rooms.
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Life & Style
Nurofen Launches Energy Drink For Australians Who Need To Push Through A Headache Instead Of Fixing Their Life
Nurofen Charge+ asks a brave question: what if Australians could carbonate denial and call it berry-lime recovery?
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Life & Style
Visitor Experience: Yosemite Introduces Lightning Lane For Guests Willing To Tip The Waterfall
Park officials said the program will help manage crowds while letting the waterfall know who appreciates everything it is doing out there.
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Life & Style
Helpful: Kleenex Has Started Pre-Staining Its Tissues With Blood To Save Everyone A Step
Kleenex has introduced First Dab, a tissue line that arrives pre-stained with blood so customers can skip the awkward white-tissue part.
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Life & Style
Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready
A backyard barbecue becomes a full-day lecture crisis after one wife makes the mistake of asking when the brisket will actually be ready.
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Business
Denny’s Announces New “Freedom Tap” Program Allowing Customers To Fill Any Container They Bring With Pancake Syrup
Denny's new Freedom Tap lets customers fill any reasonable vessel with syrup, immediately testing breakfast liberty.
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Life & Style
Local Boyfriend Who ‘Just Went Out For One Beer’ Returns Home At 4:13 A.M. To Find Federal-Level Inquiry Underway
A boyfriend who said he was going out for one beer returns at 4:13 a.m. to find a federal-level inquiry already underway.
