Author
Author: Laura Hayes
Laura Hayes writes about lifestyle trends, consumer panic, wellness language, and the brands that somehow made it worse.
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Life & Style
Nurofen Launches Energy Drink For Australians Who Need To Push Through A Headache Instead Of Fixing Their Life
Nurofen Charge+ asks a brave question: what if Australians could carbonate denial and call it berry-lime recovery?
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Life & Style
Visitor Experience: Yosemite Introduces Lightning Lane For Guests Willing To Tip The Waterfall
Park officials said the program will help manage crowds while letting the waterfall know who appreciates everything it is doing out there.
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Life & Style
Helpful: Kleenex Has Started Pre-Staining Its Tissues With Blood To Save Everyone A Step
Kleenex has introduced First Dab, a tissue line that arrives pre-stained with blood so customers can skip the awkward white-tissue part.
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Life & Style
Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready
A backyard barbecue becomes a full-day lecture crisis after one wife makes the mistake of asking when the brisket will actually be ready.
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Business
Denny’s Announces New “Freedom Tap” Program Allowing Customers To Fill Any Container They Bring With Pancake Syrup
Denny's new Freedom Tap lets customers fill any reasonable vessel with syrup, immediately testing breakfast liberty.
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Life & Style
Local Boyfriend Who ‘Just Went Out For One Beer’ Returns Home At 4:13 A.M. To Find Federal-Level Inquiry Underway
A boyfriend who said he was going out for one beer returns at 4:13 a.m. to find a federal-level inquiry already underway.
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Life & Style
Chanel Launches Pay In 4, A New Fragrance For Women Who Want To Smell Expensive During A Klarna Dispute
The new scent reportedly blends bergamot, white musk, smoked vanilla, and one base note listed only as pending approval.
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Life & Style
No Red Flags Here: 34-Year-Old Man In Sharehouse Says Women Are The Reason He Can’t Find Love
Brisbane man Andrew Kershaw says modern women have become impossible to please after several dates failed to appreciate his milk-crate bedside table, rotating roster…
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Opinion
Opinion: It Is Time To Rise Up Against Dairy Queen Before It Becomes Too Powerful To Defeat
Dairy Queen has become too powerful, and one concerned American wants hearings, zoning maps, and answers about the chili.
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Life & Style
‘I Am No Longer Afraid Of Death’: Passenger Begs For Merciful Lake Michigan Impact After Man Removes Shoes Mid-Flight
Passengers on a Phoenix-to-Chicago flight reportedly united against one man's bare feet and the horrifying possibility that no policy would save them.
