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Author: Tony McDonald
Tony McDonald writes about business, media, and public figures making the kind of choices that require a prepared statement.
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Entertainment
Anderson Cooper Leaves 60 Minutes After Children Refuse Multiple Requests For Comment
The veteran correspondent said he wants to spend more time with his young children while they still want to spend time with him, pending…
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Culture
Opinion: Oil Spills Are Fine And Everyone Needs To Stop Acting Like The Ocean Didn’t Ask For A Little Shine
A suspiciously industry-friendly columnist explains why oil spills are not disasters, but tasteful surface upgrades for an underperforming ocean.
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Science & Technology
Former Blue Origin Staff Say Jeff Bezos Spent Years Filling Conference Rooms With Giant Phallic Objects And Calling It Engineering
Former staffers allege the billionaire kept presenting towering cylinders, confidence silhouettes, and suspiciously regal rockets while asking everyone to be normal about it.
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Entertainment
Paramount CTO Phil Wiser Leaves After One Last Farewell Email Nobody Made It Past
The departing tech chief left Paramount with a warm internal memo, a transition plan, and enough transformation language to fog up Outlook.
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Science & Technology
Berkshire Tripled Its Alphabet Stake After Buffett Clicked ‘I Agree’ While Printing Dairy Queen Directions
Berkshire says it was a sober portfolio shift. Omaha sources say someone lost a fight with a Google consent banner.
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Business
Punishing Progress: Slim Jim Announced A New Meat Stick Made From Several Endangered Animals And PETA Is Being Weird About It
Slim Jim says Endangered Reserve gives Americans the kind of scarcity they can taste, while PETA and several laws appear to disagree.
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Science & Technology
Bad News: The Bond Market Remembered Inflation Exists And Started Screaming At AI Stocks
Markets were ready to believe AI had solved inflation until oil, yields, and math returned with a clipboard.
