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Category: Opinion
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Opinion
We Stopped Letting Kids Play Violent Video Games And Now None Of Them Can Change A Tire Under Gunfire
For twenty years, nervous pediatricians, suburban mothers, and men who still say “the Nintendo” have warned America that violent video games create violent behavior.…
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Music
OPINION: Courtney Love Has Definitely Had People Whacked, Which Is Why Nobody Is Asking Follow Up Questions
Everyone in the music industry knows Courtney Love has definitely had people whacked. Have you ever noticed it makes the room go slightly silent…
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Music
Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
It’s not often you find yourself thinking, “Wow, that dude really peaked behind bars,” but Tim Lambesis, infamous frontman of metalcore band As I…
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Opinion
OPINION: America Needs More Guns
America’s problem isn’t too many guns. It’s not enough guns. The solution to our national woes; crime, political gridlock, even the occasional bear sighting…
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Opinion
My Unbelievable Encounter with America’s Most Controversial Prostate ‘Doctor’: A Dark Alley Healthcare Revolution?
In the shadowy corners of America’s healthcare debate, where the discussion often oscillates between the exorbitant cost of insurance and the inaccessibility of timely…
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Opinion
John Lennon’s Death Was a Blessing for the Music Industry
It has come to light that the late John Lennon’s death may have inadvertently paved the way for a new era of musical brilliance.…
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Opinion
OMG, I Did Cocaine With Lana Del Rey Last Night at This Super Cool LA Nightclub! But Did She Even Notice Me?
Last night, I found myself in the most unbelievable situation of my life: I did cocaine with the one and only Lana Del Rey…
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Opinion
Pushed Too Far: The Pusha T Incident That Has Everyone Asking, ‘Where’s the Respect for Grandma?’
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather ’round! It’s high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage,…
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Opinion
Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs
It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn’t counted on the parrot’s…
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Opinion
OPINION: How Can a Band With the Word Dragons in Its Name Be So Terrible? Imagine Dragons We Need to Talk
It’s a question that’s been on the minds of music lovers everywhere: How can a band with the word dragons in its name be…
