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Opinion
Pushed Too Far: The Pusha T Incident That Has Everyone Asking, ‘Where’s the Respect for Grandma?’
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather ’round! It’s high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage,…
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Help! This Parrot I Adopted from an Animal Shelter Won’t Stop Singing Creed Songs
It was supposed to be an act of kindness: I adopted a parrot from an animal shelter. But I hadn’t counted on the parrot’s…
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OPINION: How Can a Band With the Word Dragons in Its Name Be So Terrible? Imagine Dragons We Need to Talk
It’s a question that’s been on the minds of music lovers everywhere: How can a band with the word dragons in its name be…
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Opinion
Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?
Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You’ll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It’s like…
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Opinion
Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination
In today’s day and age, it seems like the term “gaslighting” is being thrown around more and more. But don’t be fooled by the…
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BATMAN: THE REAL VILLAIN OF GOTHAM CITY
Gotham City, we have a problem. And that problem is none other than the so-called “Dark Knight” himself, Batman. Yes, you read that correctly.…
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Report: this child who wants to grow up to be in a successful band wouldn’t last one night in a tour van with 4 other dudes who haven’t showered in three days
In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful…
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Opinion
Why Are Guitar Manufacturers Still Selling Six String Guitars When We Only Need One?
Guitar manufacturers are the ultimate scam artists. We’re being taken for a ride with the six strings they attach to every guitar. We only…
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Opinion
Guitarists Have Been Playing ‘Smoke on The Water’ Wrong This Whole Time
It’s a classic rock tune that has been around for generations; a song that just about everyone knows and loves. But it turns out…
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Opinion
The Lil Conundrum: Why Rappers Are Stuck with Tiny Nicknames, and How It’s Affecting the Hip-Hop Industry
In the world of hip-hop, it seems like everyone is a “Lil” something these days. From Lil Wayne to Lil Nas X, the rap…
