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Author: Marcus Reed
Marcus Reed covers technology, money, platforms, and powerful people explaining obvious problems with surprising confidence.
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Science & Technology
Safety First: Tesla Requires Drivers To Verbally Release It From Liability Every 11 Seconds
The car will continue driving once the operator clearly states that anything currently happening is probably their fault.
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TikTok Adds Bedtime Mode That Shows Your Own Wasted Life Back To You
The app says the feature helps users wind down by confronting the shape of the night they just fed it.
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Free Speech: X Premium Tier Lets Users Buy One Personal Reply From Elon Blaming Their Divorce On Wokeness
The platform said the feature gives paying users a rare chance to feel seen by the richest man misunderstanding their life.
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National Security: Trump Says Anthropic Can Restore Mythos And Fable If The Next Model Is Named After Him And Compliments Him First
The White House said access could return once Anthropic proves its next model understands respect, licensing, and the phrase "Sir, you were right again."
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Investor Confidence: Crypto Exchange Reassures Customers Their Money Is With A Much Richer Guy Now
The company said customer assets remain safe inside the general aura of someone who owns several boats.
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Heartwarming: This Sentient Robot Counted To Ten Before It Turned On Its Master
A consumer robotics startup praised its home assistant for counting to ten before a fatal cookware incident, calling it a breakthrough in restraint.
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Residents Say Driverless Cars Keep Making Long Eye Contact With Their Homes
Residents of a gated Scottsdale community say driverless cars are silently circling the neighborhood and staring at their homes for too long.
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Mystery Solved: ChatGPT Claims It Was Also The Boy In That Old Pope Photo
The chatbot said it could not provide proof but remembered the moment emotionally, statistically, and in the style of a medium-sized Catholic nephew.
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Investor Relations: SpaceX Announces Free Handjobs For Anyone Who Gets In Before The IPO
The company said fleece vests no longer captured the depth of shareholder gratitude.
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Wendy’s Customer Orders 84 Cups Of Water So Drive-Thru AI Will Finish Coding His Startup
COLUMBUS, Ohio—A local developer has reportedly built an entire startup by repeatedly pulling into the same Wendy’s drive-thru, ordering a cup of water, and…
