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Opinion
Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?
Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You’ll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It’s like…
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Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination
In today’s day and age, it seems like the term “gaslighting” is being thrown around more and more. But don’t be fooled by the…
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BATMAN: THE REAL VILLAIN OF GOTHAM CITY
Gotham City, we have a problem. And that problem is none other than the so-called “Dark Knight” himself, Batman. Yes, you read that correctly.…
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Report: this child who wants to grow up to be in a successful band wouldn’t last one night in a tour van with 4 other dudes who haven’t showered in three days
In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful…
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Why Are Guitar Manufacturers Still Selling Six String Guitars When We Only Need One?
Guitar manufacturers are the ultimate scam artists. We’re being taken for a ride with the six strings they attach to every guitar. We only…
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Guitarists Have Been Playing ‘Smoke on The Water’ Wrong This Whole Time
It’s a classic rock tune that has been around for generations; a song that just about everyone knows and loves. But it turns out…
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The Lil Conundrum: Why Rappers Are Stuck with Tiny Nicknames, and How It’s Affecting the Hip-Hop Industry
In the world of hip-hop, it seems like everyone is a “Lil” something these days. From Lil Wayne to Lil Nas X, the rap…
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I Put My $5 Million Life Savings into Silicon Valley Bank – Here’s What Happened
Silicon Valley, CA – As someone who’s always been passionate about investing, I knew I had to put my $5 million worth of life…
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OPINION: Is Michael Bay a Terrorist? Explosions in His Movies Are Just Too Suspicious
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, Michael Bay’s movies are packed with explosions. But what if these explosions aren’t just a…
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Breaking News: Turns Out Every Day is International Men’s Day! Oh, and Happy International Women’s Day!
Forget November 19th, folks. We have some groundbreaking news to share with you. After conducting some extensive research, we have discovered that every day…
