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Culture
National Pride: Australia Backs Kangaroo Boxing Bid For Brisbane 2032
The proposed Olympic discipline would pair trained athletes with adult male kangaroos in a regulated format built around ring control, veterinary clearance, and Queensland…
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Culture
National Communication Crisis Deepens As Australians Continue Answering Questions By Describing What Is Not Happening
A new report finds Australians are still answering every question by carefully explaining what is not happening.
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Business
Bad Look: Guzman y Gomez Launches 5 A.M. Drive-Thru Tequila Menu For Hungover Tradies
Guzman y Gomez has launched a 5 a.m. drive-thru hard-liquor and paired-food menu for hungover tradies, insisting every Breakfast Margarita is responsible because it…
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Business
A Win For Equality: Nando’s Replaces Every Toilet With Gender-Neutral Urinals
Nando's Australia is piloting gender-neutral urinals by removing every toilet from select restaurants, calling the bad room a win for equality.
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Life & Style
Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally
Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.
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Life & Style
Australian Tradie Furious New Ford Ranger Only Intimidates Women, Cyclists, And His Own Financial Future
Codz says the $127,000 ute is nearly practical, once it scares the right people and stops fitting into car parks.
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Music
Fear Factory Guitarist Dino Cazares Now Refers To Australia As “The Big Outback Zoo” After Developing Concerning Attachment To Kangaroos
Fear Factory guitarist Dino Cazares prepares for Australia by entering a full marsupial spiral involving kangaroos, Tim Tams, and drop-G Outback theory.
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Politics
Anthony Albanese Refuses To Extend Fuel Excise Cut Until Australians Experience One Raw-Dogged Servo Visit First
The Prime Minister says Australians may need one completely unprotected servo visit before anyone decides whether unleaded deserves mercy.
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Politics
Australians Asked If They’re Ready To Get Fucked Again When Fuel Relief Ends
Australians are being asked if they are ready to get financially ruined again when temporary fuel relief ends.
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Life & Style
Australia’s 13 Highest-Paying Jobs Are Mostly Men Near A Ute Saying The Timeline’s Blown Out
The country's top salary list is apparently just FIFO money, LinkedIn cosplay, and one man in Barangaroo measuring mindfulness engagement.
