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Politics
Gina Rinehart Quietly Assumes Role Of Australia’s Actual Prime Minister
CANBERRA – Political analysts confirmed Tuesday that mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has now fully transitioned from influential business figure to Australia’s unofficial but widely…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Federal Budget Reveals Australians Technically Still Rich If You Ignore Everything They Spend Money On
CANBERRA — Treasurer Jim Chalmers unveiled the 2026 federal budget Tuesday night, confirming the Albanese government’s bold new economic strategy of giving Australians $14…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Can The Kid LAROI Redeem Himself or Will He Go Down in History as a Sickening, Little Cunt?
Well, this was unexpected. Australia’s beloved up-and-coming rapper, The Kid LAROI, has taken a dark turn and is now known for his unabashed disdain…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Aqua’s Australian Tour: The Meltdown Down Under
Aqua, the beloved ’90s sensation, is facing a catastrophic disaster in their highly anticipated Australian tour. As fans eagerly awaited the return of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album
Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins
In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins.…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Australian Supermarket Chain Woolworths Enlists Aussie Defence Force to Accelerate Hot Cross Bun Rollout
In an ambitious move to maintain their dominance in the hot cross bun market, Woolworths has enlisted the help of the Australian Defence Force…
· By Martin Finch