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Taylor Swift Needs A New Investment Property, So Here’s Another Deluxe Edition Reissue Collector’s Edition
NASHVILLE—Taylor Swift has reportedly announced another deluxe collector’s edition reissue variant of a previously expanded album, a move industry analysts say should bring her…
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Music
Good News: Taylor Swift Has Trademarked Everything Except Talent, Which Remains Safely In The Public Domain
Swift's lawyers have protected phrases, eras, greetings, and several merchandise-ready nouns, but officials say no filing has yet established exclusive rights to hitting the…
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Music
Ancient Ritual: Jack Antonoff Says Real Songwriting Requires One Little Dweeb To Stand Near A Famous Woman Until God Approves The Bridge
The producer warned that AI will never replicate the holy process of waiting in the corner with a vintage keyboard and an expression that…
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Entertainment
Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Officially Break Up
NEW YORK — After months of speculation, multiple insider reports, and one emotionally devastating Subway lunch order, global pop icon Taylor Swift and Travis…
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Entertainment
Opinion: Travis Kelce Is Human Garbage, And It’s Time We Admit It
America has had its fair share of villains—Benedict Arnold, the guy who invented robocalls, whoever keeps putting lettuce on my cheeseburger—but none have been…
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Entertainment
Blake Lively Accuses Barista Who Got Her Order Wrong of Sexual Harassment
NEW YORK, NY — Hollywood actress Blake Lively shocked fans this week after she publicly accused a Manhattan barista of sexual harassment following an…
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Music
Jack Antonoff: The World’s Most Pathetic Producer and Songwriter, Simps For Taylor Swift
Grammy-winning producer and songwriter Jack Antonoff has been caught simping for pop icon Taylor Swift like a dog in heat. Sources close to the…
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Music
“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault
Taylor Swift’s dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo’s face as bruised and battered as the singer’s heartbreak-fueled…
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Reviews
Review: The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift
In what can only be described as an audacious pivot from her roots, Taylor Swift’s latest album, “Tortured Poets Department,” releasing on April 19,…
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Entertainment
How Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour is Fueling Climate Change and Making Billionaires Richer
In a world where a massive, glowing corporate emblem has replaced the sun, and the air we breathe is as thick and viscous as…
