Author
Author: Boomer
Fictional house voice
Boomer is a fictional VanFLIP house voice used for satire, recurring bits, and stories that should not be mistaken for real-world reporting.
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Opinion
OPINION: America Needs More Guns
America’s problem isn’t too many guns. It’s not enough guns. The solution to our national woes; crime, political gridlock, even the occasional bear sighting…
· By Boomer
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Entertainment
Opinion: Travis Kelce Is Human Garbage, And It’s Time We Admit It
America has had its fair share of villains—Benedict Arnold, the guy who invented robocalls, whoever keeps putting lettuce on my cheeseburger—but none have been…
· By Boomer
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Opinion
I Can’t Wait for the Day When All the Ice Caps Melt and I Can Enjoy My Ocean Views!
As a boomer, I’ve spent my fair share of time on this planet, and I have to say, I’m getting a little tired of…
· By Boomer