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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Saves Australia from Catastrophic Recession, But at What Cost?
The nation teetered on the edge of economic collapse in the sun-drenched expanse known as Australia—home to kangaroos, Vegemite, and an alarming variety of…
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Missed the Boat on Taylor Swift’s ‘Era’s’ Tour Tickets? Join the Sobbing Fan Club of Losers!
It’s a dark day in Swiftyville. Taylor Swift’s ‘Era’s’ tour tickets sold out faster than you can say “Shake it Off,” you’re one of…
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Taylor Swift Shakes Off Sanity: Announces ‘Outside Stadium’ Concert Experience!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Just when we thought we had figured out the ‘Swiftian’ universe, Taylor Swift, the pop music sensation and occasional cat…
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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine
In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars…
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Federal Reserve Declares Swiftian Economy: ‘Tay-Tay is our New Gold Standard,’ Claims Non-Tour Cities are Doomed!
In a world where pop music is the new gold standard, America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift is now the unofficial poster child for economic prosperity.…
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We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…
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Small Rocket Syndrome: Taylor Swift and Elon Musk Have Broken Up
PALO ALTO, CA – You might have thought that Taylor Swift and Elon Musk’s whirlwind romance was written in the stars, but it turns…
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The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…
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Taylor Swift Finally Admits She’s Just a Criminal With a Guitar
Taylor Swift has finally admitted what many of her fans have long suspected: that her music is actually about her criminal activities. “I can…
