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Politics
President Trump Declares Total War On Kars4Kids After Hearing Jingle 11 Times During Dental Procedure
President Trump reportedly opened a new front against Kars4Kids after a dental procedure exposed him to the jingle one too many times.
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Entertainment
No Comment: Trump Throws Stephen Colbert Into Dumpster After Final Late Show
Donald Trump marked the end of Stephen Colbert's Late Show run by placing the host in a dumpster and completing the familiar rally dance…
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Politics
Public-Private Partnership: Trump Appoints Time Apple To Run Every Clock In America After Learning Tim Cook Already Works At Apple
The White House says Time Apple will coordinate iPhones, watches, daylight saving, and whatever the president thinks Apple CEO Tim Cook is called.
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Politics
Opinion: I Miss When Joe Biden Would Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Sport
America has lost something important, and I am not talking about decorum, bipartisanship, or whatever cable news is mad about today.
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Politics
Huge Relief: Trump Preparing To Peacefully Leave Office In 2029 By Building A War-Capable Bunker Under The White House
The president is soothing concerns about the end of his second term with a drone-proof ballroom, a military hospital, secure infrastructure, and several floors…
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Politics
Trump Says Gas Prices Should Be Much Higher If Iran Even Thinking About Uranium
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump said that Americans should prepare to pay “whatever the hell it takes” at the pump if there is even…
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Opinion
I Used To Think Barack Obama Was Disappointing. Then America Replaced Him With Donald Trump
WASHINGTON – I used to think Barack Obama was disappointing. I thought he compromised too much. I thought he talked too long. I thought…
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Politics
White House Denies Trump Used Two-Way Diaper During China Trade Talks
WASHINGTON—The White House has forcefully denied reports that President Donald Trump wore a “two-way diaper” during high-level China trade talks, calling the allegation “false,…
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Reviews
I Reviewed The Trump Phone For 72 Hours
NEW YORK CITY – After months of delays, revised promises, disappearing specifications, and a website that increasingly reads like a hostage note written by…
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Science & Technology
Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything
Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.
