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Author: Emily Hart
Emily Hart covers campaign habits, official statements, and the strange etiquette of people trying very hard to look in charge.
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Politics
Cooling Center Adds VIP Room For Residents Who Want To Pretend Rich People Are Also Hot
The premium chair offers a small fan, a paper cup of water, and the illusion that heat respects income.
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Supreme Court Rules Teen Vape Pen Protected By Founders’ Original Intent To Look Sick Behind A Barn
The majority found that the right to exhale mango fog while lying to adults is deeply rooted in the nation's history.
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Grassroots: One Nation Fundraiser Raises Enough To Buy Australia One More Uncle With A Ring Light
Party officials said the donor surge proves Australians want change, billboards, and a man named Daryl filming in portrait mode beside a ute.
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IRS Adds Checkbox For Taxpayers Who Know They’re Being Weird About Venmo
The agency says the checkbox will save time for people whose payment notes tell a different story.
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Public-Private Partnership: Fox News Immigration Segment Sponsored By Ankle Monitor Company
The network said viewers deserve border coverage with clear villains, strong graphics, and a consumer product that knows where your uncle is.
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Education Reform: Florida Textbooks Will Blur Any Character Who Learns Empathy Too Early
Officials said students can encounter compassion later, once parents have been given time to opt into the feeling.
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President Trump Declares Total War On Kars4Kids After Hearing Jingle 11 Times During Dental Procedure
President Trump reportedly opened a new front against Kars4Kids after a dental procedure exposed him to the jingle one too many times.
