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Author: Patrick Delaney
Patrick Delaney covers politics, sports-adjacent drama, and institutions bravely learning nothing from last time.
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Science & Technology
Scientists Say New Orleans Has Passed The Point Of No Return, Urge Residents To Begin Relocating Their Favorite Bar Stools First
New Orleans officials unveil a managed retreat plan that preserves the city's culture by moving the bar stools, balconies and daiquiri machines first.
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Culture
National Pride: Australia Backs Kangaroo Boxing Bid For Brisbane 2032
The proposed Olympic discipline would pair trained athletes with adult male kangaroos in a regulated format built around ring control, veterinary clearance, and Queensland…
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Entertainment
Evidence Locker: LeBron James Thought Space Jam Was A Documentary And Wanted The Rogue AI Taken Into Custody
Crew members say the NBA star treated every green-screen marker like testimony, every cartoon stand-in like a witness, and the villainous algorithm like an…
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Life & Style
Retail Misunderstanding: Tiger Woods Detained At Costco After Trying To Leave With Kirkland Popcorn Tucked Into His Aura
Employees say the golfer treated a Costco receipt like a suggestion and briefly entered a private dispute with popcorn, cashews, and a kayak.
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Science & Technology
Troubling Side Effect: The Enhanced Games Are Having Difficulty Keeping Viewers Up
The Enhanced Games promised medically supervised superhumans, but the broadcast is struggling with the same problem as chemically ambitious men everywhere: keeping anyone interested.
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Politics
Opinion: I Miss When Joe Biden Would Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Sport
America has lost something important, and I am not talking about decorum, bipartisanship, or whatever cable news is mad about today.
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Culture
‘Bring Back Fear’: Brisbane Broncos Accidentally Rebuild Entire Club Around 2006 Premiership Team
The Brisbane Broncos tried to honor the 2006 premiership side and accidentally created a clubwide operating model based on wraparound Oakleys and fear.
