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Politics
Trump’s Ghostly Victory: Wins GOP Debate Without Showing Up
In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night’s GOP debate on Truth Social.…
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Politics
Unbuttoned Shirts and Unearthed Secrets: Trump’s Candid Conversation with Tucker Carlson!
Arguably, this interview was one of the most popular, airing during the debate, it saw over 74 million views in less than an hour…
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Politics
Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality…
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Politics
Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
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Politics
Trump Declares ‘World War III’ after Taco Bell Binge – Bathroom Salutes the Fallen
Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump’s social media career, he resurfaces like a…
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Politics
Donald Trump Rides Jetski to Freedom: Manhattan DA’s Indictment Just Water Under the Bridge!
Manhattan, NY – Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River…
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Music
Brace Yourselves, Snowflakes: Born of Osiris Just Announced a MAGA-Inspired Metal Album That’s Guaranteed to Melt Your Safe Space
In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris…
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Politics
Checkmate, Manhattan: Donald Trump Offers to Write the Manhattan Grand Jury a Large Check
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump…
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Life & Style
From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…
