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Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station
Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will “drain the swamp properly” if he wins the 2024 presidential election.…
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Trump Ditches Politics for Fashion—Unveils MAGA Chic, A Clothing Line So Red, It Makes Tomatoes Jealous!
Oh, baby, sit down and strap in because The Donald is back! Only this time, he’s ditching those political rallies for the runway. Yeah,…
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Trump’s Back on X! From Jailbird to Tweetmaster, the Orange Tornado Returns to Grift & Guffaw – Get Your Wallets Ready!
Well, butter my biscuits, it’s happened! The one and only Donald Trump, the man whose hair could have its own Twitter account, has made…
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Trump’s Mugshot Unveiled and It’s a Knockout! Arrested for Election Mischief, but His Hair Remains Above the Law
Donald J. Trump’s long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump’s mugshot overshadows the legal…
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Trump’s Ghostly Victory: Wins GOP Debate Without Showing Up
In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night’s GOP debate on Truth Social.…
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Unbuttoned Shirts and Unearthed Secrets: Trump’s Candid Conversation with Tucker Carlson!
Arguably, this interview was one of the most popular, airing during the debate, it saw over 74 million views in less than an hour…
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Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality…
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Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
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Politics
Trump Declares ‘World War III’ after Taco Bell Binge – Bathroom Salutes the Fallen
Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump’s social media career, he resurfaces like a…
