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Life & Style
LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed
It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…
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Politics
Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?
New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…
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Politics
Ted Cruz Dodges Zodiac Accusations as Trump Indictment Grabs Spotlight: Snack Attacks Ensue
Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump’s recent New York indictment rumors have captured the…
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Politics
Donald Trump to Be Indicted for Leaving Toilet Seat Up in 2017
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving…
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Politics
Big Apple Turned Orange: Donald Trump Seizes Control of NYPD and Declares Himself King of New York
New York, NY – In a masterful display of political maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has seized control of the New York Police Department,…
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Politics
Trump Goes Bananas: Former President Announces 2024 Banana Stand Campaign
Former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to run for the highest office in the land in 2024 – from the helm of…
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Politics
Hillary Clinton Offers Her Condolences to the Trump Family After Donald Trump Tragically Commits Suicide in His Cell Next Week
Hillary Clinton has offered her condolences to the Trump family for the former president’s ‘suicide,’ next week upon the news he is being indicted…
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Politics
Mike Pence’s Perfect Poker Face: Former VP Expresses Shock at Donald Trump Indictment, Swears He Knew Nothing
Filed under: strategic memory loss Former Vice President Mike Pence convened an impromptu press conference to express his “shock and disbelief” upon learning that…
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Politics
Manhattan Meltdown: Donald Trump Faces Indictment, Announces ‘Take Back the Nation’ Tour with Surprise Musical Guests
Manhattan, NY — Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any weirder, it’s been revealed that former President Donald Trump is facing imminent indictment,…
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Politics
Fox News Reveals Shocking Conspiracy: Hilary Clinton and Lizard People Conspire to Overthrow Government
Washington D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in…
