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Politics
Donald Trump Rides Jetski to Freedom: Manhattan DA’s Indictment Just Water Under the Bridge!
Manhattan, NY – Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River…
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Music
Brace Yourselves, Snowflakes: Born of Osiris Just Announced a MAGA-Inspired Metal Album That’s Guaranteed to Melt Your Safe Space
In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris…
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Politics
Checkmate, Manhattan: Donald Trump Offers to Write the Manhattan Grand Jury a Large Check
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump…
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Life & Style
From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…
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Life & Style
LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed
It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…
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Politics
Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?
New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…
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Politics
Ted Cruz Dodges Zodiac Accusations as Trump Indictment Grabs Spotlight: Snack Attacks Ensue
Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump’s recent New York indictment rumors have captured the…
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Politics
Donald Trump to Be Indicted for Leaving Toilet Seat Up in 2017
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving…
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Politics
Big Apple Turned Orange: Donald Trump Seizes Control of NYPD and Declares Himself King of New York
New York, NY – In a masterful display of political maneuvering, former President Donald Trump has seized control of the New York Police Department,…
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Politics
Trump Goes Bananas: Former President Announces 2024 Banana Stand Campaign
Former President Donald Trump has announced his plans to run for the highest office in the land in 2024 – from the helm of…
