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Hillary Clinton Offers Her Condolences to the Trump Family After Donald Trump Tragically Commits Suicide in His Cell Next Week
Hillary Clinton has offered her condolences to the Trump family for the former president’s ‘suicide,’ next week upon the news he is being indicted…
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Politics
Mike Pence’s Perfect Poker Face: Former VP Expresses Shock at Donald Trump Indictment, Swears He Knew Nothing
Filed under: strategic memory loss Former Vice President Mike Pence convened an impromptu press conference to express his “shock and disbelief” upon learning that…
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Politics
Manhattan Meltdown: Donald Trump Faces Indictment, Announces ‘Take Back the Nation’ Tour with Surprise Musical Guests
Manhattan, NY — Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any weirder, it’s been revealed that former President Donald Trump is facing imminent indictment,…
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Politics
Fox News Reveals Shocking Conspiracy: Hilary Clinton and Lizard People Conspire to Overthrow Government
Washington D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in…
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Politics
Donald Trump Caught Scrounging for Change, Faces Bankruptcy for 12th Time: Is This the End of His Golden Toilet Dreams?
It’s a scene straight out of a tragicomedy: the former President of the United States, billionaire businessman, and self-proclaimed “stable genius” is caught rummaging…
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Politics
Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”
In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…
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Politics
#TrumpsLaptop Takes Twitter by Storm as Secret Documents Surface, But the Real Horror Show is Windows 98 and Icon-Infested Desktop
TrumpsLaptop has been making headlines on Twitter after top-secret documents were discovered on the former leader of the free world’s personal laptop. But the…
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Science & Technology
Reddit and Trump’s Truth Social to Merge
Reddit has announced its merger with Trump’s Truth Social, a social media platform known for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The two companies have…
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Politics
Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports
In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…
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Politics
FBI Agents Raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Property Again and You Won’t Believe What They Found This Time
When FBI agents raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence again yesterday looking for more classified documents, they expected to find even more incriminating evidence. Instead,…
