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President Biden Announces Plans to Drop Nukes on Both Israel and Palestine
The global community has been left in utter shock as Israel continues its relentless bombing campaign against Gaza, leaving the city in ruins. Despite…
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Joe Biden Unveils Groundbreaking New Vibrator: The Bidenator, Continuing to Fuck the American Public in Unprecedented Ways
Wilmington, DE – In a move that can only be described as both ingenious and terrifying, President Joe Biden has taken his dedication to…
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Biden’s Soup Burn: A ‘Steaming’ Show of Support for Maui or Just a Bowl of Presidential Misstep?
MAUI, HI — The nation’s Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden, landed in Maui with a mission: to show some solidarity, to lend a shoulder, to…
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“President Biden Misplaces Pen: Nation Grapples With Unprecedented Crisis, Pencil Sales Skyrocket”
In an event that has brought the United States to its knees, a turn of events unfolded last night that could change the course…
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BREAKING: Puppet Masters Caught Red-Handed as Joe Biden’s Speech Reveals Obvious String Attachments!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The mystery surrounding President Joe Biden’s seemingly unnatural movements and speeches has finally been answered! During a particularly heated political discourse,…
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Sleepy Joe Gets a Pillow Upgrade – Will This Give the President 2 More IQ Points?
Washington D.C. – Just when you thought President Joe Biden’s sleepy image couldn’t get any sleepier, he proves us all wrong with a revolutionary…
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Jonah Hill Unleashes Scathing Diss Track Against Joe Biden, Accidentally Becomes Right-Wing National Anthem
Jonah Hill has unwittingly become the voice of a generation – a right-wing generation, that is. Hill recently released a diss track aimed at…
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Biden Misreads Room Temperature with Ice Cream Joke, Stumbles Frostily into Tennessee Shooting Discussion!
In an astonishing display of freezer-burned wit, President Joe Biden kicked off a White House event on Monday by quipping that he only attended…
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Joe Biden’s Fruity Solution to Financial Crisis: ‘There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand’
Washington, D.C. – As the nation grapples with the shocking collapse of several major banks, including the high-profile Silicon Valley Bank, President Joe Biden…
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Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060
A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to…
