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Politics
Move Over Biden, 13-Year-Old Prodigy Announces Presidential Bid for 2060
A 13-year-old child from middle America announced his candidacy for President of the United States in 2060. The precocious young lad, who prefers to…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
World Leaders on Edge as Joe Biden Endorses ICC Warrant, Vladimir Putin Pledges to Turn Himself In After One Last Ride on Bear
In a move that could have been ripped straight from a Hollywood spy thriller, President Joe Biden has officially welcomed the International Criminal Court’s…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Air Force One Touches Down, World Leaders Tremble as Biden Debuts the Presidential Hokey Pokey
President Joe Biden sent shockwaves through the global community by exiting Air Force One and immediately launching into a groundbreaking Hokey Pokey performance. International…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Joe Biden Asks Kremlin for Permission to Visit Ukraine, Offers to Bring Snacks and Ice Cream
President Joe Biden reportedly asked the Kremlin for permission to visit Ukraine hours before his recent diplomatic mission, and he also offered to bring…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Is Joe Biden a Fake? Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Prank Will Blow Your Mind!
WASHINGTON D.C. – It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Joe Biden Promises to Bring Down Chinese ‘Weather Balloon’ After He Takes a 10 Hour Nap
Washington D.C. – In a surprising development, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to take down the supposed Chinese weather balloon that has…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
President Biden Found in Hot Water Once Again as Classified Documents Discovered at Local Jimmy John’s
Washington, D.C. – In yet another embarrassing blunder for the Biden Administration, a box of classified documents from the President’s tenure as Vice President…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Joe Biden Just Discovered Andrew Tate’s Videos, Now Wants to Be Known as ‘Chad Biden’
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced that he will now be known as “Chad Biden” after discovering internet personality Andrew Tate’s videos…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich
White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Joe Biden’s Bedtime Favourites: A Collection of Nursery Rhymes to Put the President to Sleep
As the United States continues to grapple with inflation and global uncertainty, our beloved President Joe Biden is working tirelessly to ensure the nation’s…
· By Martin Finch