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Parkway Drive Members Stunned To Learn Man Everyone Called Chode Was Giving Off Chode Vibes The Whole Time
Fans revisiting old Parkway Drive footage are asking how everyone missed the warning sign of a man known exclusively as Chode.
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Music
Sleep Token Announce New Album Salt Cathedral And Absolutely No One Is Allowed To Admit It Might Just Be About Salt
Sleep Token announce Salt Cathedral, forcing fans to decode salt, water sounds, deluxe vinyl packaging, and whether the whole thing might just be about…
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Music
Species Fraud: Doja Cat Exposed As Lying Little Scoundrel Who Is Not Actually A Cat
The artist reportedly failed several basic feline tests, including the laser pointer, the cardboard box, and pretending not to hear her own name.
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Humiliating: Sleep Token’s Vessel Got Sick On A Renaissance Fair Rollercoaster And Slurred ‘I’m Vessel’ At A Concerned Falconer
The masked frontman reportedly lost the ancient mystery after one lap on a child-sized dragon coaster and a heroic paper cup of water.
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Please Respect The Lore: The Strokes Ask Fans To Remember Their Early NY Days Hard Enough To Replace Nick Valensi
The band said Valensi's temporary break will be covered by Steve Schiltz, several guitars, and the public's remaining supply of Lower East Side memory.
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Customer Is Always Right: Jason Tate Walked Out Of Subway After Refusing To Recognize Sandwich Artist As A Real Artist
The AbsolutePunk founder reportedly covered raw materials but refused to financially validate fake art.
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Music
Still Got It: Tear Gas At Ricky Martin Concert Gives Fans First Real Jolt Since 1999
Ricky Martin's Montenegro show briefly achieved danger after tear gas gave fans the most startling pop experience since "Livin' La Vida Loca" stopped being…
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Music
Public Menace: Morgan Wallen’s Still The Problem Tour Will Personally Ruin The Vibe At 21 Stadium Shows
Morgan Wallen's 2026 stadium run is expected to sell a mountain of tickets and leave hospitality staff muttering into walkie-talkies before midnight.
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Music
Ceasefire Declared: Björk Ends Decades-Long Campaign Of Making Israeli Citizens Listen To Björk
After more than 30 years of glacial shrieks, geological synths, and songs that made listeners feel judged by a harp, Björk has withdrawn her…
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Music
Charli XCX Refuses To Explain ‘Rock Music,’ Forcing Nation’s Least Fuckable Men To Decide Whether They Are Angry Or Horny
Charli XCX has released a song called Rock Music and refused to explain it, forcing the internet's worst music listeners into crisis.
