Category: Politics

Politics

Australia Needs More Negative Gearing

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA: As the nation continues to grapple with housing affordability, rental stress, and the growing suspicion that a three-bedroom fibro in Parramatta should…

Politics

Trump Says Gas Prices Should Be Much Higher If Iran Even Thinking About Uranium

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump said that Americans should prepare to pay “whatever the hell it takes” at the pump if there is even…

Politics

White House Denies Trump Used Two-Way Diaper During China Trade Talks

WASHINGTON—The White House has forcefully denied reports that President Donald Trump wore a “two-way diaper” during high-level China trade talks, calling the allegation “false,…

Politics

Anthony Albanese Refuses To Extend Fuel Excise Cut Until Australians Experience One Raw-Dogged Servo Visit First

The Prime Minister says Australians may need one completely unprotected servo visit before anyone decides whether unleaded deserves mercy.

Politics

Australian Federal Budget Expands Dream Of One Day Renting A Slightly Nicer Stranger’s House

The Australian Federal Budget gives renters renewed hope of one day renting a slightly nicer stranger's house.

Science & Technology

Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything

Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.

Politics

Australians Asked If They’re Ready To Get Fucked Again When Fuel Relief Ends

Australians are being asked if they are ready to get financially ruined again when temporary fuel relief ends.

Politics

Internet Users Increasingly Concerned Bernie Sanders And Warren Buffett May Be The Same Elderly Man In Different Economic Modes

A side-by-side image has internet users asking whether America has one elderly man template with a tax policy slider.

Music

Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately

After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.

Politics

Strong Leadership: Trump Spent Xi’s Entire Taiwan Warning With His Eyes Closed To Better Visualize The Deal

Officials say the president was simply receiving Xi's Taiwan warning in a very interior way.