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Politics
Thank You For Your Service Fee: Pentagon Contractor Adds Tip Screen Before Drone Strike
The contractor said the prompt gives taxpayers a chance to support the hardworking team making war feel like a checkout kiosk.
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Politics
Election Integrity: Voting Machine Thanks You For Your Donation Before Counting Ballot
Officials said the new civic interface does not influence votes, though it does briefly ask whether democracy has earned 18%.
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Politics
Healing The Brand: Starbucks Says Union Stores Will Get Bathroom Key Once Corporate Finishes Processing
The company said it supports access, dignity, and all other values that can be discussed after management finishes feeling attacked.
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Life & Style
Public Health: RFK Jr. Replaces Vaccine Schedule With Whatever Your Aunt Texted The Group Chat
Officials said the update restores trust by letting public health guidance arrive with twelve question marks and a sunflower emoji.
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Politics
White House Says UFC Event Will Let Donors Watch Cabinet Secretaries Pretend They Could Take Each Other
Officials say the event will showcase strength, pageantry, and the exact point where donor entertainment becomes government.
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Science & Technology
National Security: Trump Says Anthropic Can Restore Mythos And Fable If The Next Model Is Named After Him And Compliments Him First
The White House said access could return once Anthropic proves its next model understands respect, licensing, and the phrase "Sir, you were right again."
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Politics
Education Reform: Florida Textbooks Will Blur Any Character Who Learns Empathy Too Early
Officials said students can encounter compassion later, once parents have been given time to opt into the feeling.
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Politics
Patriot Points: ICE Launches Rewards Card For Americans Who Turn In Five Coworkers
Officials said the program will make enforcement feel more like coffee loyalty and less like something everyone used to pretend was ugly.
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Politics
Patriotic: Trump Announces NBA Finals Booing Will Be Added To National Anthem As Percussion
The White House said the crowd noise proved Americans were finally ready for an anthem arrangement with more honesty in the lower register.
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Politics
Leaked Trump Gaza Plan Includes Complimentary Tote Bag For Every Palestinian Who Agrees To Become A Former Resident
WASHINGTON—A leaked version of President Donald Trump’s Gaza redevelopment plan reportedly includes luxury coastal districts, foreign investment corridors, a U.S.-backed authority, and a complimentary…
