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Music
Sleep Token Announce New Album Salt Cathedral And Absolutely No One Is Allowed To Admit It Might Just Be About Salt
Sleep Token announce Salt Cathedral, forcing fans to decode salt, water sounds, deluxe vinyl packaging, and whether the whole thing might just be about…
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Entertainment
Warning Sign: A New Tate McRae Single Is Now Considered A Reliable Indicator To Sell Fucking Everything
Wall Street analysts say McRae's career has become impossible to separate from consumer weakness, shaky portfolios, and one trader selling his couch at 9:42…
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Entertainment
No Comment: Trump Throws Stephen Colbert Into Dumpster After Final Late Show
Donald Trump marked the end of Stephen Colbert's Late Show run by placing the host in a dumpster and completing the familiar rally dance…
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Entertainment
Have You Heard? Amber Heard Is Ready For Her Comeback And Absolutely Nobody Is Safe
Amber Heard is reportedly preparing a Hollywood comeback with a renewed sense of purpose, terrifying calm, and deeply concerning eye contact.
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Entertainment
Accountability: Seth Rogen Says Kanye West Must Become A Luxury Bong With Opinions Before Attempting Comeback
After criticizing Kanye West's comeback, Seth Rogen proposed a more responsible path back into public life: pottery, tasteful weed accessories, and enough therapy-coded interviews…
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Entertainment
UH OH: If Jeff Bezos Is ‘Temu Lex Luthor,’ Bill Gates Is Superman With An Epstein Footnote
The country briefly enjoyed a perfect Bezos insult before realizing its replacement Superman had several dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, a Microsoft antitrust history, and…
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Entertainment
James Cameron Announces Avatar 4 Will Be Filmed Entirely Inside A Single Drop Of Water
LOS ANGELES—James Cameron has reportedly informed a small, frightened group of studio executives that the next Avatar film will be shot entirely inside a…
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Music
Good News: Taylor Swift Has Trademarked Everything Except Talent, Which Remains Safely In The Public Domain
Swift's lawyers have protected phrases, eras, greetings, and several merchandise-ready nouns, but officials say no filing has yet established exclusive rights to hitting the…
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Music
BOMBSHELL: We Reveal Every Single Sleep Token Member’s Identity Because No More Hiding, Cowards
After years of masks, symbols, rituals, and fan theories, VanFlip can finally reveal the extremely ordinary British men standing behind Vessel, II, III, and…
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Entertainment
Opinion: Billy Madison Completely Distorted My Reality Of What The First Day Of School Would Be Like
The 1995 Adam Sandler film led me to believe the American education system was built around bus parades, dodgeball trauma, and adult millionaires repeating…
