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Entertainment
Lucasfilm Casts Lena Dunham As Princess Leia In New Rey-Led Star Wars Film
Lucasfilm has cast Lena Dunham as Princess Leia in an upcoming Rey-led Star Wars film that places Leia's legacy directly under Rey Skywalker's story.
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Entertainment
Evidence Locker: LeBron James Thought Space Jam Was A Documentary And Wanted The Rogue AI Taken Into Custody
Crew members say the NBA star treated every green-screen marker like testimony, every cartoon stand-in like a witness, and the villainous algorithm like an…
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Entertainment
Damage Control: Keanu Reeves Clarifies His New Gum Is Pronounced Come Gum Despite Literally Everyone Calling It Cum Gum
The actor says the charity gum is about togetherness, fresh breath, and not whatever the internet immediately decided it was about.
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Entertainment
Still Here: David Hasselhoff Announced His Comeback To A Room That Was Not Aware He Had Left
The Hoff promised a triumphant return, forcing several entertainment reporters to determine whether he had technically been absent or simply ambient for decades.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Celebrity Worth $180 Million Sticks It To The Man By Condemning The Bad Thing
A beloved millionaire has finally challenged power by announcing that the bad thing everyone already hated is, in fact, bad.
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Music
Sick Little Fuck: Pusha T Was Apparently Ready For The Diddy Do It Tour Before Someone Read The Island Name Out Loud
A cursed tour-poster mockup reportedly placed Pusha T, Diddy, Jay-Z, French Montana, and Rick Ross on one private island bill no publicist could survive.
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Entertainment
Heroic: Laura Clery’s Refrigerator Has Become The First Household Appliance To Understand The Content Economy
Laura Clery's refrigerator has reportedly discovered that nearly killing its owner is an extremely efficient way to enter the creator economy.
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Music
Parkway Drive Members Stunned To Learn Man Everyone Called Chode Was Giving Off Chode Vibes The Whole Time
Fans revisiting old Parkway Drive footage are asking how everyone missed the warning sign of a man known exclusively as Chode.
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Music
Sleep Token Announce New Album Salt Cathedral And Absolutely No One Is Allowed To Admit It Might Just Be About Salt
Sleep Token announce Salt Cathedral, forcing fans to decode salt, water sounds, deluxe vinyl packaging, and whether the whole thing might just be about…
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Entertainment
Warning Sign: A New Tate McRae Single Is Now Considered A Reliable Indicator To Sell Fucking Everything
Wall Street analysts say McRae's career has become impossible to separate from consumer weakness, shaky portfolios, and one trader selling his couch at 9:42…
