Gaming

DraftKings Lets Users Bet On Whether They’ll Ever Financially Recover

The new market allows users to parlay a Thursday night spread with the remaining shape of their life.

Business

Heartwarming: Amazon Driver Waited Until Funeral Guests Left Before Asking For A Five-Star Rating

The driver stood respectfully near the folding chairs until the last aunt had placed her casserole dish in the trunk.

Politics

NRA Launches Mindfulness App To Help Members Notice Target Is Just Mailbox

The guided breathing program encourages users to pause before escalating with a recycling bin.

Culture

Facebook Marketplace Seller Asks If You Can Pick Up Couch Before Her Marriage Falls Apart

The listing says the couch is smoke-free, pet-free, and maritally load-bearing.

Business

Chick-fil-A Won’t Pray With You Unless You Order Combo

The company says prayer support remains available for guests who commit to fries and a medium drink.

Business

LinkedIn Influencer Announces Layoff Has Made Him Available For Sponsored Grief

The creator says his professional loss has opened an exciting new partnership lane for SaaS brands.

Science & Technology

Hospital Billing Department Offers 12-Month Payment Plan For The Fear It Caused

Patients can now spread the cost of opening the envelope across one manageable year of dread.

Culture

Bumble Adds Filter For Men Who Call Therapy Gay But Keep Bringing Up Dad

The app says the setting helps users identify men who reject healing while narrating their childhood over appetizers.

Culture

Local Church Adds Tip Screen Before Communion

Parishioners can now select 18, 22, or 25 percent gratitude before receiving the sacrament.

Life & Style

Suburban Dad Uses Daughter’s Recital To Network About Deck Guy

The father waited until the tap number to ask whether anyone knew a contractor who actually calls back.