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Opinion
If Darkness Frontman Justin Hawkins truly believes in love like his lyrics suggest, why is he so against monogamy?
When Justin Hawkins, frontman of the British rock band Darkness, proclaimed that “love has no bounds” at a recent press event, many fans were…
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Michael Jackson; King of Pop or Coward of Guttural Vocals?
Michael Jackson was the undisputed King of Pop, but one thing he was never able to master was guttural vocals. This lack of ability…
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The Beatles Never Tuned Down to Drop F#, and That’s Why They Broke Up
Unsurprisingly, The Beatles were one of the most influential bands of all time. Admittedly, they didn’t have much competition then, so people didn’t know…
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James Cameron Confirms Multiple Avatar Sequels: Is It Time for a Conservatorship?
James Cameron has lost the plot, stopping short of shaving off his hair to avoid drug testing. The director of Avatar has announced that…
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Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids
It’s the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might…
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The Band Ghost has been lying to you: they’re not really ghosts
It’s been an open secret for years now. The Swedish heavy metal band Ghost is not actually comprised of ghosts, despite the band’s best…
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LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company
In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible – fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months…
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Guitar Amplifiers Are For Losers
It’s time to face the facts: guitar amplifiers are for losers. I know, I know, they’ve been a staple in the music industry for…
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Has Periphery Guitarist Misha Mansoor Sold Out to Big Pharma?
It’s no secret that Misha Mansoor has been a major figure in the metal and progressive rock community for years. His band, Periphery, has…
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Slash invited me to his house for a succulent KFC dinner and had an existential crisis
I arrived at Slash’s house, expecting to be greeted by a rockstar. But instead, I was met by an unassuming figure wearing a Guns…
