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Opinion
James Cameron Confirms Multiple Avatar Sequels: Is It Time for a Conservatorship?
James Cameron has lost the plot, stopping short of shaving off his hair to avoid drug testing. The director of Avatar has announced that…
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Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids
It’s the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might…
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The Band Ghost has been lying to you: they’re not really ghosts
It’s been an open secret for years now. The Swedish heavy metal band Ghost is not actually comprised of ghosts, despite the band’s best…
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LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company
In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible – fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months…
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Guitar Amplifiers Are For Losers
It’s time to face the facts: guitar amplifiers are for losers. I know, I know, they’ve been a staple in the music industry for…
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Has Periphery Guitarist Misha Mansoor Sold Out to Big Pharma?
It’s no secret that Misha Mansoor has been a major figure in the metal and progressive rock community for years. His band, Periphery, has…
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Slash invited me to his house for a succulent KFC dinner and had an existential crisis
I arrived at Slash’s house, expecting to be greeted by a rockstar. But instead, I was met by an unassuming figure wearing a Guns…
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Tom Petty: A Rock Icon Who Knew How to Get Kids Off the Streets
Anyone who has ever been a teenager in the mid-to-late 90s knows the name, Tom Petty. He was part of the trifecta of rock…
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Is Djent a Music Genre or Cultural Appropriation?
Many music fans have long argued about the merits of the ever-growing djent genre. While it has been praised for its technical proficiency and…
