Category: Politics

Politics

Anthony Albanese Refuses To Extend Fuel Excise Cut Until Australians Experience One Raw-Dogged Servo Visit First

The Prime Minister says Australians may need one completely unprotected servo visit before anyone decides whether unleaded deserves mercy.

Politics

Australian Federal Budget Expands Dream Of One Day Renting A Slightly Nicer Stranger’s House

The Australian Federal Budget gives renters renewed hope of one day renting a slightly nicer stranger's house.

Science & Technology

Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything

Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.

Politics

Australians Asked If They’re Ready To Get Fucked Again When Fuel Relief Ends

Australians are being asked if they are ready to get financially ruined again when temporary fuel relief ends.

Politics

Internet Users Increasingly Concerned Bernie Sanders And Warren Buffett May Be The Same Elderly Man In Different Economic Modes

A side-by-side image has internet users asking whether America has one elderly man template with a tax policy slider.

Music

Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately

After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.

Politics

Strong Leadership: Trump Spent Xi’s Entire Taiwan Warning With His Eyes Closed To Better Visualize The Deal

Officials say the president was simply receiving Xi's Taiwan warning in a very interior way.

Politics

Canberra Urges Australians To Prioritize Downhill Trips As Fuel Crisis Drags On

With the national fuel plan still at Level 2, the government has released voluntary guidance asking households to consider route gradients before using scarce…

Politics

Sweet Gesture: President Trump Gifted Xi Jinping A Pot Of Honey And Asked If China Was Finally Ready To Get Serious About Bees

President Donald Trump marked a diplomatic meeting with Xi Jinping by presenting a jar of American honey and several minutes of bee-adjacent confidence.

Science & Technology

Government Finally Begins Turning Frogs Straight Again After Years Of Public Pressure

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what officials are calling “a long overdue correction to the national amphibian trajectory,” the federal government confirmed Tuesday that it…