Category: Politics

Politics

Opinion: I Miss When Joe Biden Would Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Sport

America has lost something important, and I am not talking about decorum, bipartisanship, or whatever cable news is mad about today.

Politics

Finally: Police Doing Their Jobs By Tackling Student Before She Could Finish Anti-Poverty Lunch

Police restored public confidence by arresting a 21-year-old anti-poverty activist during lunch before she could finish eating and continue believing poor people should have…

Politics

Huge Relief: Trump Preparing To Peacefully Leave Office In 2029 By Building A War-Capable Bunker Under The White House

The president is soothing concerns about the end of his second term with a drone-proof ballroom, a military hospital, secure infrastructure, and several floors…

Politics

Australia Needs More Negative Gearing

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA: As the nation continues to grapple with housing affordability, rental stress, and the growing suspicion that a three-bedroom fibro in Parramatta should…

Politics

Trump Says Gas Prices Should Be Much Higher If Iran Even Thinking About Uranium

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump said that Americans should prepare to pay “whatever the hell it takes” at the pump if there is even…

Politics

White House Denies Trump Used Two-Way Diaper During China Trade Talks

WASHINGTON—The White House has forcefully denied reports that President Donald Trump wore a “two-way diaper” during high-level China trade talks, calling the allegation “false,…

Politics

Anthony Albanese Refuses To Extend Fuel Excise Cut Until Australians Experience One Raw-Dogged Servo Visit First

The Prime Minister says Australians may need one completely unprotected servo visit before anyone decides whether unleaded deserves mercy.

Politics

Australian Federal Budget Expands Dream Of One Day Renting A Slightly Nicer Stranger’s House

The Australian Federal Budget gives renters renewed hope of one day renting a slightly nicer stranger's house.

Science & Technology

Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything

Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.

Politics

Australians Asked If They’re Ready To Get Fucked Again When Fuel Relief Ends

Australians are being asked if they are ready to get financially ruined again when temporary fuel relief ends.