Category: Politics

Politics

Internet Users Increasingly Concerned Bernie Sanders And Warren Buffett May Be The Same Elderly Man In Different Economic Modes

A side-by-side image has internet users asking whether America has one elderly man template with a tax policy slider.

Music

Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately

After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.

Politics

Strong Leadership: Trump Spent Xi’s Entire Taiwan Warning With His Eyes Closed To Better Visualize The Deal

Officials say the president was simply receiving Xi's Taiwan warning in a very interior way.

Politics

Canberra Urges Australians To Prioritize Downhill Trips As Fuel Crisis Drags On

With the national fuel plan still at Level 2, the government has released voluntary guidance asking households to consider route gradients before using scarce…

Politics

Sweet Gesture: President Trump Gifted Xi Jinping A Pot Of Honey And Asked If China Was Finally Ready To Get Serious About Bees

President Donald Trump marked a diplomatic meeting with Xi Jinping by presenting a jar of American honey and several minutes of bee-adjacent confidence.

Science & Technology

Government Finally Begins Turning Frogs Straight Again After Years Of Public Pressure

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what officials are calling “a long overdue correction to the national amphibian trajectory,” the federal government confirmed Tuesday that it…

Politics

Trump Celebrates 2.5 Consecutive Months Of Ending Iran War

WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump on Tuesday marked what the White House called “a historic 75-day streak” of ending the war with Iran, telling…

Politics

Wendy’s Declared Strategic Nuclear Power

DUBLIN, OH – Global leaders convened in Brussels on Tuesday after Wendy’s successfully annexed three airport terminals, a mid-sized Baltic nation, and roughly 84…

Politics

ECONOMY IN TOILET BUT NATION URGED TO STAY POSITIVE

WASHINGTON, D.C. – With inflation surging, consumer debt exploding, grocery prices entering what experts now describe as “performance art,” and the average citizen quietly…

Politics

Gina Rinehart Quietly Assumes Role Of Australia’s Actual Prime Minister

CANBERRA – Political analysts confirmed Tuesday that mining billionaire Gina Rinehart has now fully transitioned from influential business figure to Australia’s unofficial but widely…