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Politics
BREAKING: Puppet Masters Caught Red-Handed as Joe Biden’s Speech Reveals Obvious String Attachments!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The mystery surrounding President Joe Biden’s seemingly unnatural movements and speeches has finally been answered! During a particularly heated political discourse,…
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Politics
Sleepy Joe Gets a Pillow Upgrade – Will This Give the President 2 More IQ Points?
Washington D.C. – Just when you thought President Joe Biden’s sleepy image couldn’t get any sleepier, he proves us all wrong with a revolutionary…
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Politics
Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…
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Politics
Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality…
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Politics
DeSantis Announces Presidency Amidst Sound of Crashing Servers, North Korea Sends Congrats
SAN FRANCISCO – North Korea congratulates Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on his successful 2024 presidential campaign launch. The announcement, delivered via a Twitter Space…
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Politics
Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
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Politics
Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on…
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
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Politics
Trump Declares ‘World War III’ after Taco Bell Binge – Bathroom Salutes the Fallen
Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump’s social media career, he resurfaces like a…
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Politics
Donald Trump Rides Jetski to Freedom: Manhattan DA’s Indictment Just Water Under the Bridge!
Manhattan, NY – Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River…
